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Jenny Quotes: "Sometimes I ask myself what would I be if Jenny were alive. And then I answer : I would also be alive." - Oliver."

Sometimes I ask myself what would I be if Jenny were alive. And then I answer : I would also be alive." - Oliver.



Jenny Quotes: "I look at autism like a bus accident, and you don't become cured from a bus accident, but you can recover."

I look at autism like a bus accident, and you don't become cured from a bus accident, but you can recover.




Jenny Quotes: "SPIT ALL OVER SOMEONE WITH A MOUTHFUL OF MILK IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT SOMETHING ABOUT THEIR PERSONALITY FAST."

SPIT ALL OVER SOMEONE WITH A MOUTHFUL OF MILK IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT SOMETHING ABOUT THEIR PERSONALITY FAST.



Jenny Quotes: "The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat."

The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat.




Jenny Quotes: "More like some small, fierce bird of prey, something with a sharp bite. An owl perhaps, that speaks only when the rest of the world sleeps. Jenny will do well enough."

More like some small, fierce bird of prey, something with a sharp bite. An owl perhaps, that speaks only when the rest of the world sleeps. Jenny will do well enough.



Jenny Quotes: "When I found out that I was going to be CBS every morning, my first phone call was to Jenny Craig. Ten days later, I lost nine pounds. Now I even take the plan's popcorn with me to the movies."

When I found out that I was going to be CBS every morning, my first phone call was to Jenny Craig. Ten days later, I lost nine pounds. Now I even take the plan's popcorn with me to the movies.



Jenny Quotes: "Locke sank into a swoon; The Garden died; God took the spinning-jenny Out of his side."

Locke sank into a swoon; The Garden died; God took the spinning-jenny Out of his side.




Jenny Quotes: "Jenny McCarthy was the one I thought could turn me straight. I thought that if I could just get my shot with her, it could happen."

Jenny McCarthy was the one I thought could turn me straight. I thought that if I could just get my shot with her, it could happen.



Jenny Quotes: "When we had the girls, my daughter Jenny gave us like a Bible from my daughter of, "Don't feed them this; don't feed them that, if she says this, don't say that," It was crazy!"

When we had the girls, my daughter Jenny gave us like a Bible from my daughter of, "Don't feed them this; don't feed them that, if she says this, don't say that," It was crazy!



Jenny Quotes: "How do you lay low but still do your job? Try to stay out there without being out there like Jenny McCarthy?"

How do you lay low but still do your job? Try to stay out there without being out there like Jenny McCarthy?



Jenny Quotes: "In the '97 pilot season [of Will & Grace ], I got the male lead on The Jenny McCarthy Show."

In the '97 pilot season [of Will & Grace ], I got the male lead on The Jenny McCarthy Show.



Jenny Quotes: "Jenny, if you're so con­vinced I'm a loser, why did you bull­doze me into buy­ing you cof­fee?' She looked me straight in the eye and smiled. 'I like your body,' she said."

Jenny, if you're so con­vinced I'm a loser, why did you bull­doze me into buy­ing you cof­fee?' She looked me straight in the eye and smiled. 'I like your body,' she said.




Jenny Quotes: "In business news, chocolate maker nestle is buying Jenny Craig. Well, that says it all you need to know about the war on obesity, doesn't it? It's over! Apparently we surrendered!"

In business news, chocolate maker nestle is buying Jenny Craig. Well, that says it all you need to know about the war on obesity, doesn't it? It's over! Apparently we surrendered!



Jenny Quotes: "There's a new Osama bin Laden video. He's the only person that is looking thin during the holidays. How does he do it? I think he's going to Jenny Craig."

There's a new Osama bin Laden video. He's the only person that is looking thin during the holidays. How does he do it? I think he's going to Jenny Craig.



Jenny Quotes: "In high school there were so many Jennifers, I had all sorts of names, including Jo-Jen, Jenna, Jenna-Bean, and Jenny A."

In high school there were so many Jennifers, I had all sorts of names, including Jo-Jen, Jenna, Jenna-Bean, and Jenny A.



Jenny Quotes: "Royce's eyes narrowed in discouragement at the thoght of having to sing to jenny. his deep bariton voice would surely bring every hound for miles to yap and nip at his heels."

Royce's eyes narrowed in discouragement at the thoght of having to sing to jenny. his deep bariton voice would surely bring every hound for miles to yap and nip at his heels.



Jenny Quotes: "People always say, 'Well, celebrity spokespersons have private consultants'. Well, with Jenny Craig everybody gets a private consultant."

People always say, 'Well, celebrity spokespersons have private consultants'. Well, with Jenny Craig everybody gets a private consultant.



Jenny Quotes: "Dept. of Speculation is gorgeous, funny, a profound and profoundly moving work of art. Jenny Offill is a master of form and feeling, and she gets life on the page in new, startling ways."

Dept. of Speculation is gorgeous, funny, a profound and profoundly moving work of art. Jenny Offill is a master of form and feeling, and she gets life on the page in new, startling ways.



Jenny Quotes: "Sometimes it’s like people are a million times more beautiful to you in your mind. It’s like you see them through a special lens — but maybe if it’s how you see them, that’s how they really are."

Sometimes it’s like people are a million times more beautiful to you in your mind. It’s like you see them through a special lens — but maybe if it’s how you see them, that’s how they really are.



Jenny Quotes: "She was talking to a tree. Just talking to a tree. Totally normal. People probably did it every day here. They're only trees. She fought an insane urge to laugh."

She was talking to a tree. Just talking to a tree. Totally normal. People probably did it every day here. They're only trees. She fought an insane urge to laugh.



Jenny Quotes: "Refrigerators are good for keeping homemade moonshine less gross. Freezers are good for keeping rattlesnakes less angry. Garages are good to hide in when your wife finds either."

Refrigerators are good for keeping homemade moonshine less gross. Freezers are good for keeping rattlesnakes less angry. Garages are good to hide in when your wife finds either.



Jenny Quotes: "Just when we thought everything was going to be okay, we all fell apart."

Just when we thought everything was going to be okay, we all fell apart.



Jenny Quotes: "Even the ugliest person's cellulite is more attractive than the most beautiful supermodel's lower intestine.' I'd put that on a T-shirt but probably Mark Twain already said it."

Even the ugliest person's cellulite is more attractive than the most beautiful supermodel's lower intestine.' I'd put that on a T-shirt but probably Mark Twain already said it.



Jenny Quotes: "It's a lie to sell a diet plan that includes fast and processed foods, then implement a points system. A big. fat. lie."

It's a lie to sell a diet plan that includes fast and processed foods, then implement a points system. A big. fat. lie.



Jenny Quotes: "THE FOND OLD COUPLE WASDISAPPEARING TOGETHER THROUGHSUCCESSIVE AMPUTATIONS."

THE FOND OLD COUPLE WASDISAPPEARING TOGETHER THROUGHSUCCESSIVE AMPUTATIONS.



Jenny Quotes: "When you lose someone and it hurts, that's when you know the love was real."

When you lose someone and it hurts, that's when you know the love was real.




Jenny Quotes: "OBVIOUSLY YOU STRIKE OUTAGAINST PEOPLE WITHIN RANGE.IT'S CATHARTIC TO AFFECTSOMEONE WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY.ALTERNATIVELY, CHOOSEENEMIES IMPOSSIBLY FAR AWAYSO YOU NEVER HAVE TO FIGHT."

OBVIOUSLY YOU STRIKE OUTAGAINST PEOPLE WITHIN RANGE.IT'S CATHARTIC TO AFFECTSOMEONE WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY.ALTERNATIVELY, CHOOSEENEMIES IMPOSSIBLY FAR AWAYSO YOU NEVER HAVE TO FIGHT.



Jenny Quotes: "But what now? What am I supposed to do with all these feelings?"

But what now? What am I supposed to do with all these feelings?



Jenny Quotes: "I think that time might be different for young people. The minutes longer, stronger, more vibrant."

I think that time might be different for young people. The minutes longer, stronger, more vibrant.



Jenny Quotes: "It could have happened lots of ways. But this is the way it happened. This is the path we took. This is our story."

It could have happened lots of ways. But this is the way it happened. This is the path we took. This is our story.



Jenny Quotes: "It will get easier each time, I think. I hope. I just have to keep trying."

It will get easier each time, I think. I hope. I just have to keep trying.



Jenny Quotes: "It's funny how much of childhood is about proximity. Like who your best friend is is directly correlated to how close your houses are"

It's funny how much of childhood is about proximity. Like who your best friend is is directly correlated to how close your houses are



Jenny Quotes: "Go where people sleep and see if they are safe"

Go where people sleep and see if they are safe



Jenny Quotes: "They're only trees. Only trees. Whose afraid of lonely trees?"

They're only trees. Only trees. Whose afraid of lonely trees?



Jenny Quotes: "HOW DO YOU FIND THE RIGHT POSITIONTO LIE DOWN WITH PEOPLEOR EVEN ANIMALS?OFTEN ONE OF THE PARTNERS ISSMOTHERED OR CONTORTED.WHEN DONE PROPERLY, THOUGH, EVERYONE IS HAPPY."

HOW DO YOU FIND THE RIGHT POSITIONTO LIE DOWN WITH PEOPLEOR EVEN ANIMALS?OFTEN ONE OF THE PARTNERS ISSMOTHERED OR CONTORTED.WHEN DONE PROPERLY, THOUGH, EVERYONE IS HAPPY.




Jenny Quotes: "MORE THAN ONCE I'VE AWAKENED WITHTEARS RUNNING DOWN MY CHEEKS.I HAVE HAD TO THINK WHETHERI WAS CRYING OR WHETHER ITIS INVOLUNTARY, LIKE DROOLING."

MORE THAN ONCE I'VE AWAKENED WITHTEARS RUNNING DOWN MY CHEEKS.I HAVE HAD TO THINK WHETHERI WAS CRYING OR WHETHER ITIS INVOLUNTARY, LIKE DROOLING.



Jenny Quotes: "HOW CONCISE THAT YOU CAN CRY FROMAWFUL WOUNDS, DESERTION, HAPPINESS, MEMORIES, HUMILIATION, DISAPPOINTMENT OR GRANDEUR."

HOW CONCISE THAT YOU CAN CRY FROMAWFUL WOUNDS, DESERTION, HAPPINESS, MEMORIES, HUMILIATION, DISAPPOINTMENT OR GRANDEUR.



Jenny Quotes: "It's okay to keep a broken oven in your yard as long as you call it art."

It's okay to keep a broken oven in your yard as long as you call it art.



Jenny Quotes: "Lady, you have the wrong number. Our cat isn't even in the hospital. He doesn't want pajamas."

Lady, you have the wrong number. Our cat isn't even in the hospital. He doesn't want pajamas.