Jerk Quotes

The trick is simply to avoid jerks. There are lots of them out there. Most people are unhappy.

Revolution is man's normal activity, and if he is wise he will grade it slowly so that it may be almost imperceptible - otherwise it will jerk in fits and starts and cause discomfort.

If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.

Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.

I have a big ego, and I'm a confident person, but when it comes down to being a jerk, that doesn't work for me, I tried it... for about ten years.

It's about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing there like jerks!

The word relationship best refers to the connection between parasite and host, or shark and remora. It's a biological term. I'd rather be a jerk than a scientist when it comes to love.

I was surrounded by jerks. I'm not kidding.

On November 7, 2006, Cafferty called Donald Rumsfeld "an obnoxious jerk and war criminal".

Advanced life-forms, my seweet patootie. Jerks. Both of them.

There are more great guys than jerks, so it's a huge list.

I don't like characters that are left being jerks at the end of the movie.

Dissent is morally neutral. You can correctly call yourself a dissident because you like to kick puppies, but at the end of the day, you're just a jerk who likes to kick puppies.

Sometimes you are being interviewed by someone and you think, if I knew this person they'd be my best friend. Other times you're being interviewed by a complete jerk.

In minority communities there's a sensitivity, often a knee-jerk reaction, to critical representations. There's a misunderstanding of what an artist does.

As I've gotten older, I've realized that things are a lot more permeable. It's not so black and white: not every journalist is a jerk.

Small jerks began to appear in my legs, my walk became unsteady precisely because I wanted it to be smooth.

What a snarky jerk. (Obviously, I later slept with him.)

There's something about a guy who admits he's a jerk that makes him forgiveable.

My father had to go to work, I used to think he was a jerk. I didn't know his heart was broken, and not another word was spoken.

I try not to be a jerk. I really do. I try to be nice and cordial.

My knee-jerk is that it is comedy and, if you watch them all back-to-back, you will gain something and you will lose something.

I think that it is real important for someone to be really honest and open emotionally. I'm really an emotional person. If I'm that way and the guy isn't that way I just really feel like a jerk.

[I like to cook] Shepherd's pie, which is a classic British dish. But my version reflects my Jamaican roots, because I add jerk to it as well.

As soon as you start preaching, nobody wants to hear you because then you're a jerk.

My dad was a great movie companion. He wouldn't diminish 'The Jerk.' If I liked it, he liked it. He could see it through my eyes.

Realize the complicated specials of what we call the "inferiority complex." In other words, what, Miss Thing, is so damn special about you to make you feel so specially inferior to any other jerk?

"Jerks," I muttered. Then I brightened. "Oh, hey. Doughnuts."

People always say, "When did you know you were funny?" They don't mean that in a bad way - this already makes me sound like such a jerk.

People who go broke in a big way never miss any meals. It is the poor jerk who is shy a half slug who must tighten his belt.

It is amazing how the truth is just out there or what somebody's actually said, and you have your little knee-jerk reactions.

I've made it a point here that I'm not going to knee-jerk react to anything, and especially before [Donald] Trump is inaugurated.

Maybe I am a jerk sometimes. Maybe I'm not. I think most people are kind of a jerk once in a while.

I don't want to be known as a jerk forever.

I want to give you back your first kiss, the one that jerk stole from you. And I want it to be something that even a coma can't make you forget.

If I'd had a great level of success early on, who knows how I would have responded. I might have been a complete jerk.

As you get to know me, you kind of figure me out, that I'm not as probably as bad of a guy that I've been reported to be. I'm not that jerk.

I have tons of tunes, maybe 30 tunes that I still think are great, and only because some jerk at a record company didn't think it was great, it's not out there.

Almighty Father, please stop making jerks. Amen...Break!

I try not to eat too much fast food but still go for hot wings occasionally. As I get older, I have to pay more attention to my diet. My favorite food is jerk pork.

The Dauthless have the wierdest slang. Pansycake, Nose...is there a term for The Candor?" "Of course."Uriah grins."Jerks

Better to be a jerk that knees than a knee that jerks.

If I'm going to follow a god, why would I want to follow a god of my creation? That would be an alcoholic idiot nitwit jerk god!

High school will probably be better. I mean, some kids will still be jerks, but it's not so bad if you have at least one good friend. Someone who gets you.

These days he was like a zombie, all grim business, just another jerk with an erection.

I want to ripoff your logic and make passionate sense to you.

There's a difference between playing it cool and being a jerk.

You are not my sunshine. Sorry. You're more like a gust of arctic wind that bursts in and blows out all the candles when the door cracks open.

People who use snark attacks confuse cleverness with cruelty.

The enemy of my enemy may be my friend … of course the friend of my friend is often a jerk.