Jerks Quotes

Jerks Quote of the day

Girls can be so petty and jealous. I swear they're worse than guys sometimes. Except they're all quiet about it. They sugarcoat it or else they talk behind each other's backs. It's seriously twisted.

In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

Stay away from people who don't know who they are but want you to be just like them. People who'll want to label you. People who'll try to write their fears on your face.

I'd been at the mercy of a prick on a power trip, the kind of buttoned-up bantam rooster who gets off on control and then, when you resist him, tells you that you've got issues with control.

Anytime you meditate, some electric jerks occur in your thigh...the symbol of premonition of an unpleasant event that has happened or will take place in future.

So you were talking crap about me? Hm. I missed it. I was too busy being fabulous.

Jerks aren't heartbreakers there just fools with good taste.

There's a difference between playing it cool and being a jerk.

But, really, are there any guys out there who aren’t jerks? I don’t even know any grown-up men who aren’t jerks.

Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?

Don't try fixing something that is already broken in the first place.

Don't try fixing something that is already broken to begin with.

If you want to call it quits, just tell me. Man up and say it to my face. Don’t just skulk around.