Jersey Quotes

New York City is filled with the same kind of people I left New Jersey to get away from.

The healthcare reform bill now includes a tanning booth tax of 10 percent. You know what this means? This whole thing could be funded by the cast of 'Jersey Shore.'

I'm from New Jersey / I don't expect too much / If the world ended today / I would adjust.

My folks are in Jersey. And I have a lot of friends and other family there. So, I try to visit as much as possible.

It was a strike against me that I didn't wear baggy jeans and jerseys and that I never hustled, never sold drugs.

My first waitress job was at Johnny Rockets in New Jersey, and then I waited tables at a sports bar.

I consider the Detroit Red Wings one of the greatest franchises in any sport. For a player to come in and play, it's so special to wear the jersey.

People make fun of Jersey girls, but I think they're just jealous.

If Tim Duncan had Knicks on his jersey, he'd be a god.

I had a weird dream the other night that I was on 'Jersey Shore.'

Common Core has been eliminated in New Jersey.

My boyfriend is Italian and from New Jersey, so naturally he was thrilled to meet Joe Pesci.

No, I live in New Jersey because I like living in New Jersey.

My dad is a Deadhead, my mom's a Jewish-American princess from Jersey.

New Jersey Mayor Corey Booker last night personally rescued a woman from a burning building. Or as Fox News reported it, 'black man loots house, steals white woman.'

Yesterday Michael Phelps set an all-time Olympic record for most medals. Phelps has so much gold on his chest he's been asked to join the cast of 'Jersey Shore.'

This jersey that we're wearing today doesn't say Red Sox. It says Boston.

Jon Stewart is a dude who grew up in Jersey, hosted the show for 17 years, and created this new way of doing satirical news.

I was born in New York City, but I was raised in New Jersey, part of the great Jewish emigration of 1963.

If you were back in the Cretaceous Period - the last of the time of the dinosaurs - and you were driving from New York to Philadelphia on the New Jersey Turnpike, you would be driving across water.

Jimmy Fallon and I play regularly at the Bayonne Golf Club in Jersey. He's eighteen holes of fun. Any time we play he has moments of brilliance, but also moments of utter catastrophe.

Growing up in Jersey City was interesting. I got to learn a lot about different cultures: I had Hindu friends, Middle Eastern friends, black friends, Spanish friends.

I am obsessed with trash TV. I watch all reality shows. I watch all the "Housewives." I am a huge fan of "New Jersey."

Gov. Christie says 'New Jersey First.' State-based Isolationism!

Anyone who's grown up or lived on the Jersey Shore knows the place is unique.

I grew up in New Jersey and never went up the Statue of Liberty.

I’m from New Jersey. I was born in toxic sludge.

Come with me." "Come with you? To Pandemonium? To the Void? And here I thought that my invitation to summer in New Jersey was the worst I had ever received.

Wait." Clary was suddenly nervous. "The melted metal-it could be, like, toxic or something." Maia snorted. "I'm from New Jersey. I born in toxic sludge.

A new report reveals that New Jersey Governor Chris Christie spent over $82,000 on food at NFL games. Christie said, 'Hey, both of those games went into overtime.'

The great thing about New Jersey is that it's close to New York.

Christine Todd Whitman had to resign as the head of the EPA. You know, when the governor of New Jersey decides the environment is hopeless, you gotta really think that one through.

We're called New Jersey but we're actually the suburbs of New York.

Chris Christie is New Jersey's concern, not America's.

New Jersey gives us glue.

I should call myself four market Norton. I'm great in Boston and Cleveland. I do good in Phillie, New Jersey.

I'm just this Dominican kid from New Jersey.

New Jersey for me is so alive with history. It's old, dynamic, African-American, Latino.

I'd literally rather hang out at the T.G.I. Friday's in New Jersey than tool around at a place that sells $40 cheeseburgers.

I just know what it's like being an East Coast person, being from New Jersey.

It was tough doing 'Underneath the Lintel' in New Jersey in the wintertime, but rewarding. Those audiences were lively and interactive. On-stage was great, but off-stage was difficult.

Working on an essay versus a novel is like the difference between seeing to that curtain and seeing to New Jersey.

Chris Christie's rise in politics in New Jersey, in many ways, was built on his takedown of Charles Kushner. He got national headlines for that prosecution.

There's a directness and a feistiness to being from Jersey.

New York and New Jersey are probably two of my favorite places to get really good surf in the summertime.

I don't need to have a retirement, retire your jersey, all that stuff to solidify my career.

The Jersey Shore is the kind of place where the policeman has a little cottage that might have been in the family for years and many other people call home.

I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey.

These esoteric, intellectual debates-I want them to come to New Jersey and sit across from the widows and the orphans and have that conversation.

In the eight years before I became governor, there was zero net private sector job growth in New Jersey. Zero. For eight years.