Jew Quotes

The Jew is at once alienated and indestructible; he is in exile from his own country and in exile even from himself, yet he survives the annihilating fury of history.

There is no office now closed to a Jew, including the presidency.

Hollywood is run by Jews, it is owned by Jews.

Naming our murder weapons after victims of our crimes: Apache, Tomahawk... It's as if the Luftwaffe were to call its fighter planes 'Jew' and 'Gypsy.'

I did it to show the world that Jews have guts.

If I were not a Jew I would be a Quaker.

Larry King is so old, he's actually one of the Jews that killed Christ.

The land which the Society of Jews will have secured by international law must naturally be privately owned.

The Jew is an inborn Communist.

I went to Boston College. It's a Catholic college, yeah I had a nickname there: Jew.

You can never betray the people who are dead, so you go on being a public Jew; the dead can't answer slurs, but I'm here. I would love to think that Jesus wants me for a sunbeam, but he doesn't.

The Antichrist is probably a Jew alive in Israel today

I'm not like normal people. I'm no good at relationships. I draw drama to me - it's the Jew in me.

What one Christian does is his own responsibility, what one Jew does is thrown back at all Jews.

A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval.

Charlie Sheen called his boss on 'Two and a Half Men' a 'Jew ki**' and expected to go back to work. That’s crazy. If you could do that and keep your job, then everybody would do it.

I am by heritage a Jew, by citizenship a Swiss, and by makeup a human being, and only a human being, without any special attachment to any state or national entity whatsoever.

The Jews in the ghetto were every bit as imperfect as human beings anywhere else.

You see, my father was a Catholic priest, Greek Orthodox, but I think he started out as a Jew, then he became a Catholic priest.

I am a Jew. Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions?

The Jews did not go into darkness all at once. It was a gradual work, until they could not discern the gift of God in sending his Son.

I joined the anti-Fascist struggle with my best friend, who was a Jew.

Or a White Englishman would rather smash a White Frenchman than a Jew! Crazy!

All men are Jews, though few men know it.

Nearly all Bolshevist agitators in Germany and elsewhere were Jews.

If you ever forget you are a Jew a goy will remind you.

To be a Jew is to be strong with a strength that has outlived persecutions. It is to be wise against ignorance, honest against piracy, harmless against evil, kind against cruelty

What will ye then that I shall do unto him whom ye call the King of the Jews?

Yes the Jews do many foul things and they distort our foreign policy but not everything that goes bad can be blamed on the Jews.

What do Japanese Jews love to eat? Hebrew National Tsunami.

He's a Catholic, a Hindy, an atheist, a Chein, a Buddhist, a Baptist and a Jew, and he knows, he shouldn't kill.

The Jews were God's chosen people.

Jews have a tendency to become comedians.

Something fundamental about the myth of the Jew has resurfaced.

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering.

I have never seen either a drop of piety or a grain of truth or ingenuousness - nay, I have never found common sense in any Jew.

What brought me to the theater, no matter you're a Jew or a Russian or Armenian or Latvian, are suddenly illuminated by stage light and one beautiful image of dance.

I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me.

Jew me, sue me, everybody do me.

I think the Jews need me right now.

Most of the Jewish writer friends I have are American, and I feel closer to them because they're always obsessed with one issue - identity: what does it mean to be an American Jew?

Not Christian or Jew or Muslim, not Hindu, Buddhist, Sufi or zen. Not any religion or cultural system. I am not of the East, nor of the West.... My place is placeless, a trace of the traceless.

In Soviet-Russia the Jew is forging the tool with which he wants to enslave Europe.

I believe in Judaism, I was raised a Jew, I'm happy to be one - or proud to be one.

Incidentally, why was it that none of all the pious ever discovered psycho-analysis? Why did it have to wait for a completely godless Jew?

The Jew is upset because the nations of the world - the United Nations - lash him, brand him as racist and evil, hate him and openly demonstrate their desire to destroy him.

The Jew - is the symbol of eternity. ... He is the one who for so long had guarded the prophetic message and transmitted it to all mankind. A people such as this can never disappear.

I'm a neurotic New York Jew by birth. Creating characters is second nature to me.

For in my tradition, as a Jew, I believe that whatever we receive we must share.

Jews are the intensive form of any nationality whose language and customs they adopt.