Jew Quotes

My philosophy is if you're happy being a born - again Christian, if you're happy be­ing a Roman Catholic, if you're happy being a Jew or Moslem ... great!! I'm happy being Ozzy.

Not Christian or Jew or Muslim, not Hindu, Buddhist, Sufi or zen. Not any religion or cultural system. I am not of the East, nor of the West.... My place is placeless, a trace of the traceless.

Jews have a tendency to become comedians.

I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me.

Incidentally, why was it that none of all the pious ever discovered psycho-analysis? Why did it have to wait for a completely godless Jew?

I am an American Jew and aware of the sensitivities involved in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

Something fundamental about the myth of the Jew has resurfaced.

Someone asked me years ago if it were true that I disliked Jews, and I replied that it was certainly true, not at all because they are Jews, but because they are folks, and I don’t like folks.

The Fuehrer declared that the Jews have played their final act in Europe, and therefore they have played their final act.

The Jews detests the spirit of the nation in the midst of which they live.

There are more Muslims in North America then Jews Now.

I am not a Jew for Jesus but I am definitely a Jew for Christmas. Christmas is one of the best things you Christians have given us, along with mac and cheese, Bono, croquet and politeness.

Scratch a Jew and you'll find a Wailing Wall.

What do I have in common with Jews? I don't even have anything in common with myself.

Christians worship a dead Jew on a stick

Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out.

The Bible is the great family chronicle of the Jews.

Who hates the Jews more than the Jew?

Not only Negroes and Jews, but also women are part of a great revolt of which one can only approve.

Politically popular speech has always been protected: even the Jews were free to say ‘Heil Hitler.’

Even though I grew up as a Sephardic Jew in Brooklyn where we ate Syrian food and went to temple, it was still America.

Lord, I ascribe it to thy grace,And not to chance as others do,That I was born of Christian race,And not a Heathen, or a Jew.

Without their money, the Jews will shrink into mere shadows of themselves, and the nightmare will be over.

No Jew was ever fool enough to turn Christian unless he was a clever man.

And Jesus was a Jew too. Your god. He was a Jew like me. And so was his father.

When two drivers curse each other on the road, and one of them happens to be a Jew, you can't define that as anti-Semitism.

I can't take my Catholic belief, my article of faith, and legislate it on a Protestant or a Jew or an Atheist. We have separation of church and state in the United States of America.

A Protestant has seldom any mercy shown him, and a Jew, who turns Christian, is far from being secure.

If Christians were Christians, there would be no anti-Semitism. Jesus was a Jew. There is nothing that the ordinary Christian so dislikes to remember as this awkward historical fact.

Well, I had nightmares when I was doing the Klan story all the time. I had a recurring nightmare of basically being exposed as a Jew inside the Klan compound.

There's always hope. You can lose everything else in the world, but Jews never lose hope.

One of the pleasures of being a Jew, I don't have to tell you, it allows you anti-Semitism.

Christ was a Jew, and God, he is supposed to have made the universe. That's a little far-fetched because if God made the world, who made God?

An aged rabbi, crazed with liberalism, once said to me, We Jews are just ordinary human beings. Only a bit more so!

Journalists were killed because they defended freedom. Policemen were killed because they were protecting you. Jews were killed because they were Jewish.

To be a Jew means always being with the oppressed and never the oppressors.

She was a Jew feeder without a question in the world on that man's first night in Molching. She was an arm reacher, deep into a mattress, to deliver a sketchbook to a teenage girl. (84.25)

As Jews, their families left Russia to escape the poverty and the antisemitism.

An egg cream can do anything. An egg cream to a Brooklyn Jew is like water to an Arab. A Jew will kill for an egg cream. It's the Jewish malmsey.

When you come to Germany as a Jew you have an uneasy feeling, but I've always felt okay in Berlin.

After all, Jews invented psychiatry to help other Jews become Gentiles.

There is no way a non-Jew could say what I did in 'The Holocaust Industry' without being labelled a Holocaust denier. I am labelled a Holocaust denier, too.

For me this is the vital litmus test: no intellectual society can flourish where a Jew feels even slightly uneasy.

This is the Jew that Shakespeare drew.

As long as I'm sitting in the chair, there's not going to be any Jew appointed to that court. No Jew can be right on the criminal-law issue.

What shall I say, O Muslims, I know not myself, I am neither a Christian, nor a Jew, nor a Zoroastrian, nor a Muslim.

Each of you, Jew and gentile alike, who has not already enlisted in the sacred war should do so now.

"I am not an American of JEWISH faith. I am a JEW. I have been a JEW for a thousand years. Hitler was right in one thing. He calls the Jewish people a race, and we are a race."

Anti-Semitism is the rumour about the Jews.

I don't regard Jews as a class. I regard them as a privileged misfortune.