Jew Quotes

In my blood there is no Jewish blood. In their callous rage, all anti-Semites must hate me now as a Jew. For that reason I am a true Russian.

But even more: all at once the Jew also becomes liberal and begins to rave about the necessary progress of mankind.

Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.

Russians call me German, Germans call me Russian, Jews call me a Christian, Christians a Jew.

The original mixed ancestry of the Jews and their subsequent history of intermixture with every people among whom they have lived and continue to live.

We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus, and nonbelievers.

I always felt the Jewish part more. In fact, growing up I felt like a Jew among WASPs. My brother is more decidedly Waspy.

In reality I feel as horrified as a ghetto Jew watching the rise of National Socialism.

I don't think anyone can calculate the effect of having a Jew on the ticket.

But I have felt that to be a Jew was, in some ways at least, to be especially privileged.

Every Jew, somewhere in his being, should set apart a zone of hate - healthy virile hate - for what the German personifies and for what persists in the German.

Britain has been good to the Jews, and the Jews have been good for Britain.

I don't think anyone has been slandered more than the Jews.

The Italians are the most civilized people. And they're very warm. Basically, they're Jews with great architecture.

The Jews didn't like him because he threatened their religion. He was saying things that didn't go with the order.

When it turned on the Jew, Christianity and European civilization turned on the incarnation - albeit an incarnation often wayward and unaware - of its own best hopes.

Once a Jew always a Jew.

I am excited about getting back to what I do best and what my audience likes best, I am writing new jokes every day and soon Ill be telling them every night. Just me, one Jew talking and that's it.

The white male is the Jew of liberal fascism.

American Jews, like Americans, have a very consumerist attitude toward their identity: they pick and choose the bits of this and that they like.

Did I not tell you earlier that a Jew is such a noble, precious jewel that God and all the angels dance when he farts?

I am a Jew. Those are four words of pride. My Jewishness is as deep as my genes.

Germany is a machine for producing geniuses. Its crowning product was the German Jew which in suitably dramatic style it then tried to destroy.

When the time comes, they won't ask what kind of a Jew you are.

Romanian-Yiddish cooking has killed more Jews than Hitler

The Jews have always been students, and their greatest study is themselves.

If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?

If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?

I'm a fifth generation Jew from the South, and I would say that I felt this connection to my religion, but it wasn't a spiritual connection.

One is happy to report that Israel Shenker is still at the aerosol stage. His energy is still compressed. The result distinguishes him both as a Jew and as an observer of Jews.

Have you ever dated a Goth chick for four or five months until you realized she was just an Orthodox Jew? They have the same costumes.

I'm a neurotic Jew who doesn't want loans. I can't even carry a balance on my credit card without having a nervous breakdown.

God's love doesn't leave out Jews or Muslims or anyone.

To the Jews only, and not to the Gentiles, was a Saviour promised.

The primary task of a Jew in turbulent times is to be Jewish.

I'm not a very religious man, but I'm proud to be a Jew.

If a Jew is fascinated by Christians it is not because of their virtues, which he values little, but because they represent anonymity, humanity without race.

I'm not a very serious Jew. I don't wear the protective religious headgear. They only wear that because 40% of all religious thoughts escape through the head.

You may baptize as long as you want, but the Jew remains a Jew, the Chinese a Chinese and the Negro a Negro.

We Jews had more power than you Americans had during the War [World War I].

To be good Americans, we must be better Jews, and to be better Jews, we must become Zionists.

I think that whenever a Jew has any kind of notoriety, good or bad, the Jews find it to be good.

I think Jews tend to hold me in fairly high regard.

Here lies a plain and simple Jew who wrote in plain and simple prose.

Moslems are no less an enemy than the Jews.

What I am is a humanist before anything - before I'm a Jew, before I'm black, before I'm a woman. And my beliefs are for the human race - they don't exclude anyone.

I'm now a bit anti-Jewish since my last visit to the synagogue, but my atheism does not necessarily reject religion.

For me, why would a Jew want to go anywhere in history ever? I'm only going to have to run.

Paul Newman's half Jewishand Florence Henderson's half, tooPut them together,What a fine looking Jew!

I'm the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.