Johnson Quotes
Don't bother to ring a bell in the ear that doesn't listen. Move to another ear, and if he doesn't listen to your bell, sit back and listen to his nemesis.
My father told me that it is only a mad man that keeps bushy hairs. I asked him, "what about the great men with bushy hairs?". He replied, "education had made them mad, so study to be wise and sane.
Your mental problem becomes a solution when it can be used to solve problems.
The lights disappear, The elevator shudders, Stalls, Quits. All in the same nanosecond. All that exists is darkness so thick I can't think, And Travis so close I can't breathe.
I thought three minutes and twelve seconds would undo me. Now I’m trapped. I cannot survive in this elevator. Not with him, Not for much longer Another second.
As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread.
The devil depends on a dark secret chance, but God does it now before your own eyes.
The best way to detect the destructive element in someone is to watch closely their behavioural pattern when given authority over poverty.
A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death.
Some people in orthodox churches in Africa take poverty as a path that leads to heaven, making christianity look unattractive.
Many writers make the mistake of making their readers appear like Lazarus, without any iota of care, throwing down books to readers to crunch as if they are dogs.
If you're frightened of the countless number of books in the library, you'll never write anything, until you close your eyes and hold the pen.
Finding a soulmate is an easy adventure, but the difficult part admist the game is finding your kind of person.
Without haters, you can't see the level of your progress, that shows you that haters are necessary evil.
Love is not all about loving everything perfect, it is when someones corrosive nature is the only thing that glues you to them which you wished it were never there.
Everybody has a second personality, it may possess and make you do whatever it likes.
Don't look shy if you wear rag and people gag, many are in the grave wearing skeleton, and you should even be happier for wearing a skin without clothes.
If a negative viewer looks at you with an ugly fiendish eye, find a way and pluck off his eyes, or better still, protect your good image.
I'm always angry about the death of people who are still alive, their eyes are opened, yet they can't see anything...the spell of ignorance
Love at infancy is the strongest and puriest of all, it is mixed with infatuation and deep happiness. Persistent smile brings out hollow dimples, and persistent frowns brings out hollow wrinkles.
Love at infancy is the strongest and puriest of all, it is mixed with infatuation and deep happiness.
If you think everybody hates you, then your ignorance is beyond the limit, because there's a loving heart somewhere longing to see your face.
There's no difference between a madman and a professor...it should be clear to you in the way they dress, act and think.
When you're working, some people relax and wait for the invisible right time, but when they see your fortune, they wake up and strategize an envious attack.
Nothing can save you from hate, empty all your treasures and give it to people and one out of the multitudes will curse you, so live your life to please yourself and not others.
The number of your antagonists are far more greater than that of your companions, so you have to keep a stone of awareness to mark the boundary line.
There's no shame compared to being beautiful with nothing in your brain, an ugly devil with wits is much better that the former.
The only difference between you and the star is that you shine below, and the other shines above: Wherever you are located, You are a star!
When your absence is felt, your presence is the essence and it makes a difference.
Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now for surely it will be worth it in the end.
Don't pretend to be what you're not, instead, pretend to what you want to be, it is not pretence, it is a journey to self realization.
Fanatics are like debris following the course of the wind, they are swept around like sand, and convinced to believe in what they do not understand.
I am not superior than anybody, don't say i am, else i won't defend you when you get caught.
Don't let out your true behaviour in the public, even if you were born nasty, make others feel you were well bred.
If a palmist grasp my palm, and look into it, without seeing a single line, what would he read?
You create silent enemies by revealing how much God had blessed you.
In you I see an immaculate woman full of feminine grace and untarnished beauty.
Many women have tried to compare to you, but they are only flawed imitations. You deserve the worlds admiration.
A relationship is more likely to succeed if positive attributes are confidently set in place and adhered to.
The technique of tredding the success path is making a single step, and if you are kinda afraid to throw the second leg, hire divinity to pull you along.
Let the warning of the tyrants of the past be recognized for it shall be the same one ringing out when the tyrants of the present are unleashed.
When you marry a woman out of pity, then its a pity that you'll send her away very soon.