Joke Quotes
Even if it’s a really funny joke, don’t laugh if the devil’s the one telling it!
Never make a person feel, that he/she is very (extra) special.. Cause, then that person starts feeling that 'You' are not worth him/her.
You, Stan, are covered with dirt and leaves.''''I just applied for a job as a tree, '' I said. It made so little sense, he didn't even bother responding.
Do you know why they call this place the Rookery?" Elodin asked. I shook my head."Because it's where you go if you're a-ravin'." He smiled a wild smile. He laughed a terrible laugh.
On Mars, the joke went, a man’s hole was his castle where values of castle approached dorm room.
If you have a problem with me, it is OK, because Mullah Omar does too.
Being a Muslim is not a joke but a challenge. If you think it is, come and live in Pakistan where you will know about Muslims' enemies around the globe
If you were to ask Jarod Kintz what his personal favourite joke was, he'd say the one with the island. The big one next to New Zealand.-Stefan D and Jarod Kintz
My favorite people are the ones that can make any unfunny joke hilarious by just laughing.
rights are honored only in the breach. most people don't get agents or cops assigned to them until they're already raped or dead.
He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his height.
Why do we have to humiliate someone to crack a joke??? Do what u would like people to do with u..
The whole westward expansion myth is seen as romantic. But it's a joke, a blot on American history.
The Nobel Peace Prize has always been a joke - albeit a grim one. Alfred Bernhard Nobel famously invented dynamite and felt sorry about it.