Jokes And Whatever Quotes
Jokes And Whatever Quote of the day
I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.
Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!
Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religious book has, in written, shown them so.
Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.
I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.
What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!" I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours.
If a religious book makes you harbor ill thoughts about those with differing faith, then, you're reading the wrong crap of late.
First of all, no messiahs are sent. Secondly, no messiah got it. Lastly, no messiah is. And if there ever was or is, maybe I too am it. As too is every dimwit.
I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call.
Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop.
Hurry, your imaginary heaven is calling you up, my dear holier-than-thou religious nuts.
We are all copy cats. The only original 'thing' is God, And "him", hell, most of us know as little as we know cats.
Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well. When is your funeral?