Jokes Quotes
I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap’n Crunch and I’d have to take a nap.
I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.
Was he hitting some type of werewolf midlife crisis? First, he'd left Wolf Town, and now he was envisioning a mate. What next? Bird watching? Board games? Retirement homes?
He said, “If God lived on Earth people would stalk his Facebook page and leave nasty comments on his Pinterest site.” Then it sunk in- timing was everything and social media was the devil.
Why was the meeting between the Americans and the Russians so tensed?Because nobody knows what Vladimir Put In Barbara’s Bush! From 'Walk On By II
I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call.
They all laughed when I said I'd become a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.
Many things have been compared to a brick, mainly as a tribute to their intellect or to their aerodynamic characteristics.
If a 6 foot tall talking Badger comes to your door with a great deal on health insurance, be certain to ask if it includes in-patient psychiatric care.
Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.
Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religious book has, in written, shown them so.
Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!
Nicolas Cage is the best for taking the role of character Joker. He is pretty damn good at jokes!
Why do we have to humiliate someone to crack a joke??? Do what u would like people to do with u..
Life would be perfect if monster would stop farting.
I have five boys in the family, and it's constant competition, sport, humor, and practical jokes.
