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Jokes Quotes: "Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day."

Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.



Jokes Quotes: "Women are not children. We are not fragile little birds who can't cope with jokes, works of art, or controversial speakers."

Women are not children. We are not fragile little birds who can't cope with jokes, works of art, or controversial speakers.




Jokes Quotes: "Bill Clinton was doing Ku Klux Klan grand kleagel jokes at Byrd's funeral, saying, Oh, Robert C. Byrd, he used the - he was the grand kleagel. He just did what he had to do."

Bill Clinton was doing Ku Klux Klan grand kleagel jokes at Byrd's funeral, saying, Oh, Robert C. Byrd, he used the - he was the grand kleagel. He just did what he had to do.



Jokes Quotes: "The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful."

The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful.




Jokes Quotes: "A professional writer is a joke. You write because you can't do anything else, and then you have another job."

A professional writer is a joke. You write because you can't do anything else, and then you have another job.



Jokes Quotes: "How can one better magnify the Almighty than by sniggering with him at his little jokes, particularly the poorer ones?"

How can one better magnify the Almighty than by sniggering with him at his little jokes, particularly the poorer ones?



Jokes Quotes: "I don't do jokes. The characters are my jokes."

I don't do jokes. The characters are my jokes.




Jokes Quotes: "I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke."

I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke.



Jokes Quotes: "Some subjects are so serious that one can only joke about them."

Some subjects are so serious that one can only joke about them.



Jokes Quotes: "I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke."

I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.



Jokes Quotes: "If you didn't believe in objective truth, arguments would be just toys, or games, or jokes."

If you didn't believe in objective truth, arguments would be just toys, or games, or jokes.



Jokes Quotes: "Listening a cultivated person of today that jokes and almost boasts about his scientific ignorance, is as sad as listening a scientist that boasts about not having read any poem."

Listening a cultivated person of today that jokes and almost boasts about his scientific ignorance, is as sad as listening a scientist that boasts about not having read any poem.




Jokes Quotes: "When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places."

When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places.



Jokes Quotes: "I wouldn't have the slightest interest in running for public office. I'd rather make jokes about politicians than become one of them."

I wouldn't have the slightest interest in running for public office. I'd rather make jokes about politicians than become one of them.



Jokes Quotes: "I was just, you know, kind of getting racist jokes, kind of being isolated from the group. So it was definitely hard. I would come home at night and just cry my eyes out."

I was just, you know, kind of getting racist jokes, kind of being isolated from the group. So it was definitely hard. I would come home at night and just cry my eyes out.



Jokes Quotes: "I can't stand not being able to joke around on set, so I have to."

I can't stand not being able to joke around on set, so I have to.



Jokes Quotes: "When a bad experience happens, you just chalk it up to the great fact that you just got five more jokes in the show."

When a bad experience happens, you just chalk it up to the great fact that you just got five more jokes in the show.



Jokes Quotes: "Taking a call girl to an STD fair... there's a joke here."

Taking a call girl to an STD fair... there's a joke here.



Jokes Quotes: "The gods too are fond of a joke."

The gods too are fond of a joke.



Jokes Quotes: "I am fun. I do have a good time. I have a good heart. I'm not all jokes. I'm a pretty serious person sometimes. I'm very very hardworking. I'm very academic."

I am fun. I do have a good time. I have a good heart. I'm not all jokes. I'm a pretty serious person sometimes. I'm very very hardworking. I'm very academic.



Jokes Quotes: "When you asked me how I was doing, was that some kind of joke"

When you asked me how I was doing, was that some kind of joke



Jokes Quotes: "There are a lot of great jokes you can sit down and write, but that's just a written joke, versus the comedy of the situation. Ideally, you're pulling as much comedy out of the situation as you can."

There are a lot of great jokes you can sit down and write, but that's just a written joke, versus the comedy of the situation. Ideally, you're pulling as much comedy out of the situation as you can.



Jokes Quotes: "It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl."

It ain't no joke when you lose your vinyl.



Jokes Quotes: "Of course my jokes are in poor taste, inappropriate, and confused; they reveal my lack of security. But that is because I have no respect for myself."

Of course my jokes are in poor taste, inappropriate, and confused; they reveal my lack of security. But that is because I have no respect for myself.



Jokes Quotes: "I better start doing stand up comedy in Spanish before every comedian in Mexico translates my jokes."

I better start doing stand up comedy in Spanish before every comedian in Mexico translates my jokes.



Jokes Quotes: "I love ebola jokes. When done in the right way, maybe it gets people to learn about ebola, to learn about the stigmas behind the identities held by Africans and so on."

I love ebola jokes. When done in the right way, maybe it gets people to learn about ebola, to learn about the stigmas behind the identities held by Africans and so on.



Jokes Quotes: "One of the stock Sydney jokes is of the census-taker who enquires: 'How many children have you, ma'am?' 'Two living and three in Melbourne.'"

One of the stock Sydney jokes is of the census-taker who enquires: 'How many children have you, ma'am?' 'Two living and three in Melbourne.'



Jokes Quotes: "[The Outsiders] was very competitive, in the best possible way. Full of love, full of companionship and fellowship, pranks and practical jokes and ball-busting."

[The Outsiders] was very competitive, in the best possible way. Full of love, full of companionship and fellowship, pranks and practical jokes and ball-busting.



Jokes Quotes: "Childhood was the germ of all mistrust. You were cruelly joked upon and then you cruelly joked. You lost the remembrance of pain through inflicting it."

Childhood was the germ of all mistrust. You were cruelly joked upon and then you cruelly joked. You lost the remembrance of pain through inflicting it.



Jokes Quotes: "In Hollywood, it's hard to be funny, because all the big jokes are in Washington."

In Hollywood, it's hard to be funny, because all the big jokes are in Washington.



Jokes Quotes: "Overseas, language barriers keep me from doing a lot of talking and some of the jokes that I think are funny and they're like crickets. I have to sharpen up on that."

Overseas, language barriers keep me from doing a lot of talking and some of the jokes that I think are funny and they're like crickets. I have to sharpen up on that.



Jokes Quotes: "I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost."

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost.



Jokes Quotes: "Anything where we're the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it."

Anything where we're the butt of the joke, no one tells us about it.



Jokes Quotes: "A comedian is someone who tells the truth. Truth is the set of all jokes told by all comedians in the world."

A comedian is someone who tells the truth. Truth is the set of all jokes told by all comedians in the world.



Jokes Quotes: "I'm not a racist or misogynist person, but I find these jokes funny, so I say them."

I'm not a racist or misogynist person, but I find these jokes funny, so I say them.



Jokes Quotes: "I think I have a reputation for being really serious. In interviews I use big words, but I'm just an emotional goofball. I play practical jokes all the time."

I think I have a reputation for being really serious. In interviews I use big words, but I'm just an emotional goofball. I play practical jokes all the time.



Jokes Quotes: "Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn't give them to someone else, even for money. It just wouldn't seem right."

Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn't give them to someone else, even for money. It just wouldn't seem right.



Jokes Quotes: "I consider myself always a humorist. And I think anybody who tells jokes or makes people laugh is humor."

I consider myself always a humorist. And I think anybody who tells jokes or makes people laugh is humor.



Jokes Quotes: "If life's a joke, then suicide's a bad punch line."

If life's a joke, then suicide's a bad punch line.



Jokes Quotes: "I can't cuss and tell jokes the rest of my life. I gotta say something meaningful. I gotta give something back to a Creator who has given so much to me."

I can't cuss and tell jokes the rest of my life. I gotta say something meaningful. I gotta give something back to a Creator who has given so much to me.



Jokes Quotes: "We are not engaged in a complicated joke disguised as a religion. We are engaged in a religion disguised as a complicated joke."

We are not engaged in a complicated joke disguised as a religion. We are engaged in a religion disguised as a complicated joke.



Jokes Quotes: "I always have humour in my action movies. I think characters that make jokes under fire are more real. It somehow helps put you in their shoes."

I always have humour in my action movies. I think characters that make jokes under fire are more real. It somehow helps put you in their shoes.



Jokes Quotes: "I like my jokes to be built on a foundation of ideas, or at least smart observations."

I like my jokes to be built on a foundation of ideas, or at least smart observations.



Jokes Quotes: "I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected."

I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.



Jokes Quotes: "Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes."

Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes.



Jokes Quotes: "John's relationship with each of the other Beatles was different. He was at his most relaxed with Ringo, who often had him in stitches with his jokes."

John's relationship with each of the other Beatles was different. He was at his most relaxed with Ringo, who often had him in stitches with his jokes.



Jokes Quotes: "People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no joy in my life, in my heart."

People see me laughing and telling jokes, but they had no idea after the show was over, I had no joy in my life, in my heart.



Jokes Quotes: "I just wanted to be in show biz. I wanted to make music and sing and dance, tell jokes and stories, make ya smile, make ya cry - and charge you $ 8.50"

I just wanted to be in show biz. I wanted to make music and sing and dance, tell jokes and stories, make ya smile, make ya cry - and charge you $ 8.50



Jokes Quotes: "I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke."

I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.