Ketchup Quotes

Ketchup Quote of the day

The word 'racism' is like ketchup. It can be put on practically anything - and demanding evidence makes you a 'racist.'

No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I put ketchup on a taco. But seriously, we'd been out of salsa, so what else was I supposed to do?

I still eat a burger at a counter with ketchup dripping down my face.

Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup.

If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any!

Far, far below, red liquid bubbled. Blood? Lava? Evil ketchup? None of the posibilities were good.

You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table.

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.

Ketchup I'm hot, dog Frankfurters, you're Nathan But relish hatin'

You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

If I was Simon Cowell for a day, I’d buy a bouncy castle, and jump on it. Then…pour ketchup on myself!

A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.

Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger.

I sleep so much better at night, knowing that America is protected from thin pickles and fast ketchup.

I am so 100 percent Swedish... Someone has said a Swede is like a bottle of ketchup - nothing and nothing and then all at once - splat. I think I'm a little like that.

My thoughts seem thick, ketchup stuck in a bottle. Like trying to feel someone's face while wearing goosedown mittens.

If I had a hotdog in my hand, he would've had tomato ketchup on his face.

I had a job at this French restaurant, and I hated it. I don't like serving; I don't like getting people ketchup.

We need to have lectures about why we can't have every day things like mayonnaise, ketchup and Coke.

I come from Yorkshire in England where we like to eat chip sandwiches - white bread, butter, tomato ketchup and big fat french fries cooked in beef dripping.

I ALWAYS put ketchup on my mac and cheese. Always.

There's always anxiety when you start a new job, you're the one guy who doesn't know where the ketchup is.

I'm a tomato freak, but sometimes you have to get it in ketchup form for people to be able to open to tomatoes.

Nobody, I mean nobody, puts ketchup on a hot dog.

I hate liver, but I could imagine eating some with a little bit of ketchup. Like, a lot of ketchup. I could survive in a Turkish prison, probably.

When I see a salt and pepper standing next to a bottle of ketchup, to me that's obviously a parent and two children, you know? Isn't it for everybody?

What, Sheamus? Oh no, I can see him...he's pretty pale......What? oh no, he's even whiter than that. He's like a jar of mayonaisse with eyeballs and a ketchup haircut.

What kind of life are you leading where you consider ketchup fancy? "Well, we ain't rich folk, but on special occasions, I'll break out the ketchup. Grandma's birthday, make her feel special"

You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!

I go to conventions and universities and talk to young filmmakers and everybody's making a zombie movie! It's because it's easy to get the neighbors to come out, put some ketchup on them.