Kids Quotes

I think the technology today is so much more advanced that it gives kids a lot more freedom... Back then it was a lot different.

But parents and schools have their priorities; making sure our kids eat right because research shows a clear connection between nutrition and student performance in school.

I'm trying not to be a kid all the time, but it's hard.

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my sons school overcome a learning disability.

The only way I think about kids in production is practically, the younger the kids are the harder it is to shot the movie.

I got up to all sorts of things when I was a kid, but I've managed to take the excessive alcohol and fast vehicle combination out of my life now.

People think about autism as something with kids. Well, those kids grow up.

I think kids like chaos, in an interesting way. I think kids like to push buttons in adults. They like to antagonize and cause trouble. I think it's the kid-like spirit that kids respond to.

I sold my first script when I was 21 - this kids' adventure movie that never got made. I just bought that one back, actually. I'm pretty psyched about it.

When you're a kid, Kermit is Tom Hanks. He's Tom Hanks for kids or Jimmy Stewart for kids. He's truly the every man.

When you're a kid and you see gangsters living the life, you kind of want to be like that.

Popular kids are just a powerful union of needy, insecure losers.

That American Taliban kid Johnny Walker was indicted today. Ten counts of terrorism. He could get 5 life sentences. In Taliban terms, that's 360 virgins.

How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?

The car was the iPhone of the 20th century. Kids these days don't have to drive anymore. They just go there virtually.

I was born the day I got my license. When I was a kid, if I wanted to go somewhere and see things, you have to get in your car and actually go.

Corporations complained about [safety] regulations, but let's face it, people walk away from accidents now that would have killed them when I was a kid

Halloween's coming. Kids get very imaginative in my neighborhood. Last year, three kids showed up as Goldman Sachs executives and demanded 4.5 billion pieces of candy.

President Bush said that our kids must be taught how to read. He said if his aides never learned to read, they'd never be able to tell him what's in the newspapers every day.

This Osama bin Laden guy, spoiled rich kid worth $300M. I have three words for this guy: Anna Nicole Smith. We send her over there, she'll get his money, he'll be dead in a week.

I was the youngest kid on my street, the youngest comic in the clubs. I always felt like I was playing catch-up. I was very angry.

I'd go back, yeah. I don't care, I got a kid, man - I'll sell tampons. I mean, there's no selling-out once you get a kid. I got a kid.

Absolutely, everyone and anyone can get involved in yoga. I've seen really small kids doing it in my yoga class, right up to elderly people doing it.

Children, I suppose, are always unfinished business: they begin as part of your own body, and continue as separate as another continent.

You probably love to tell kids to get off your lawn, too.

A third of our kids, after we spend more per student than any country in the world other than a couple rounding errors, 30 percent are college- and/or career-ready.

People trust that a guy who can bring up two kids on his own might be able to help them.

I'm a chairperson for 'No Kid Hungry', a campaign for poor American children.

Like most kids, you don't want to do what your folks want you to do. You've got your own thing.

There's a bit of the kid in me.

I remember when I was a kid, with the acting thing, I resented it because, you know, you don't want to do what your parents want you to do.

Yeah I loved, as a kid growing up, I loved science-fiction.

I used to read comics when I was a kid.

Unlike a lot of actors, my father encouraged all his kids to go into show business.

I've worked with a lot of kids, and when you're working with kids they have certain hours that they have to work.

You know, it's kind of a shame in a way but the more seasoned directors a lot of times have more difficult getting a job than first time guys. New kid on the block kind of thing.

It's a lot of money, but in reality what's important is the kids health. I suppose the day could come where we could walk away from it and figure out a new way for (that) funding.

I went to Walter Reed hospital a couple of times to visit wounded soldiers, kids with no legs and one arm. You start to question some things.

Everything’s a story, kid. Stories are what help us make sense of the world.

I'm the guy to call. Look at the resume. I have kids of my own. I have dogs.

I love living in Michigan, which has been great for my kids and my family.

The kids who come backstage that have cancer or whatever, make them laugh and smile for a little while, what's the problem with that? There isn't any.

I was not one of the popular kids, I was not great at sports, girls didn't pay attention to me.I was just pretty much an average kid, no stand-out abilities, nothing note-worthy.

I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were.

You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.

You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school.

I'm tired of leaving my wife at home with no nanny and no cook to take care of four kids by herself.

I married my wife and she brought these two amazing kids into my life, and we were realizing, God there's nothing out there in fiction about blended families.

My best friend is disabled. There's nothing he hates more than being left out of the jokes, to be treated with kid gloves. That's the insult.