Kids Quotes

Any mother with half a skull knows that when Daddy's little boy becomes Mommy's little boy, the kid is so wet he's treading water.

They say kids today don't know the value of a dollar. They certainly do know the value of a dollar. That's why they ask for five.

Basically, as a kid I grew up to a lot of good music, and part of my appreciation for music, from being a small child, was appreciating Jamaican music.

Back in those days, all us skinny white British kids were trying to look cool and sound black. And there was Hendrix, the ultimate in black cool. Everything he did was natural and perfect.

When I was a kid, everyone called me crazy for playing goal, but they were the ones chasing after the puck while I just let it come to me.

People always ask me to list my greatest accomplishments, expecting me to rattle off a bunch of movies I've made, but what I'm proudest of is my kids.

The longer I live, the more I'm convinced the world is just one big high school, with the cool kids always targeting the uncool.

I'm so cool that the kids come to my bedroom and go, 'Mom! Turn the music down!'

I started smoking as soon as I went on the stage. I'd make cigars out of the Morning World when I was a kid.

I don't want the kids to go through want I went through.

A word of advice, if I may? Explosions are an excellent way to kill the undead. But you should probably take a few steps back first, kid.

I thought the tooth fairy was a very creepy concept as a kid. "Put your tooth under the pillow." I was like "Why does someone want my teeth?".

[Kids] are just like annoying short people

I worry about kids today - because of the sexual revolution, they're going to grow up and never know what "dirty" means.

I know, I'm like a kid. Maybe I was a bit too spoilt growing up. Everything just came like I wanted it to.

A coach yells at the kid he thinks can improve but the coach will not yell at the kid who he/she knows won't.

Buy whatever kids are selling on card tables in their front yard.

As a kid, I really loved 'Jane Eyre,' I used to fantasise that the past was so much better and my lifetime was crap.

An editor who is a mentor, advisor, and psychiatrist. Don't kid yourself-a good editor will make your book better.

Kids are more drawn to animal characters than human.

I didn't do the typical things that young kids do.

I hang out with the nerdy people they have a different sense of humor than most kids.

The party now is having my kids laugh and my wife laugh and my teammates. I want them to see me have fun and put it in a different way.

I really don't get nervous when I perform - it's more of an exciting feeling than anything else. But put me in a classroom with kids my age and have me take a test and yeah, I'll be nervous!

Dogs are more of a responsibility than kids - you can send a kid off to their grandparents or a nanny, but with a dog you can't do that.

I don't see myself as beautiful. I was a kid who was freckle-faced, and they used to call me 'hay head.'

I've always lived in that guitar world. I have noticed kids being more into the real essence of guitar music now.

I'm the youngest of six children; both of my sisters are housewives and they each have four kids.

My dad was a Presbyterian minister. Yes, I am one of those dreaded P.K.s - Preachers Kids. Be afraid.

Mama and Papa are more to blame (for delinquency) than the kids; parents should stay home and raise their children and spend less time in taverns.

I'm not the new kid on the block anymore. Writers always use the phrase "aging rocker," and I'm like, "What other option do I have?" You're either aging or you're dead.

The vampire movies I embraced as a kid used vampirism as a metaphor that expressed deep sadness and a lot of human qualities.

My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a drunk in a choir. I don't drink anymore.

I haven't forgotten what it was like to be a kid; especially a misunderstood one

Christmas morning, I'm going to open presents with my kids. I'm going to take pictures of them opening the presents. Then I'm going to come to the Staples Center and get ready to work.

Thank God she doesn't have to be confirmed by the Senate.(on the birth of his granddaughter)

Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.

Can I brush your hair?” she asked as she led the way, her disposition doing a 180 on a dime. Kids. Can’t live with ’em. Can’t eat ’em for lunch.

No, I've never wanted kids. But I do read about parenting a lot.

I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.

Mothers tend to be more direct. Fathers talk to other fathers about their kids more metaphorically. It's a different way of communication.

I tell people I won't vote to go to war unless I'm ready to go or send my kids.

I was making a lot of 8mm home movies, since I was twelve, making little dramas and comedies with the neighborhood kids.

If I were flying, I would travel to a perfect place. A place with frosted cakes and beautiful flowers and excellent trees to climb and absolutely no doldrums.

Kids are baby goats. They're cute and they have redeeming social value. You are definitely not kids.

I was born and raised in East Los Angeles by a single mom who had three biological kids and adopted four more. I never met my dad.

I knew from the age of five what I wanted to do. The one thing I could do was draw. I couldn't draw that much better than some of the other kids, but I cared more and I wanted it badly.

We are all so close. We are godfather to each others' kids. I was the best man at Jesus' wedding.

I won the parental lottery. Most of the kids I grew up with either came from really fractured homes, or really violent ones. I went home to a very traditional, good Irish Catholic family.

A lot of parents never speak to their transgender kids again that's not the case in my family.