Kids Quotes

When I was a small kid, I grew up in the newspapers.

Photographers, like kids, should be seen and not heard.

The New York Times - but the whole country gives it that weight. It's like the Asian kid in math class. Everybody in the media cheats off The New York Times.

My father was a news guy, you know, he was in radio news. And so that was sort of in my DNA. It was something we talked about at the dinner table when I was a kid.

So many kids are fat drug addicts these days, it's almost as if Rush Limbaugh had puppies.

I kid Fox News, but they may be a little biased. We had an earthquake here on Monday, and they reported that 'the earth's crust was emboldened by Obama's weakness.'

Look - every time is the wrong time and the perfect time to have a kid, and you just do it when you can.

[Kids] will grow up into a world that's difficult and wonderful, and they'll make the best of it they can, and hopefully help turn it in the best possible direction.

Golf was my first glimpse of comedy. I was a caddy when I was a kid. I was on the golf course rather than being in lessons, but I can play better now than I could then.

I've always slightly worried the kids who play football around my house. They know I'm an actor, but felt sorry for me because they'd never seen anything I've done.

One advantage to having a kid on the spectrum: they tend to be rule followers. Socially, things are harder for them than most kids.

Kids don't talk like adults, but kids on the spectrum don't necessarily fall into the same patterns of speaking or have the same interests as other kids their age.

The message was, the choices you make can have bad consequences. Everyone has the power of choice. Just like this kid had the power of choice to steal my car.

I'm not one of those "omg texting kids rite bad" alarmists. I just think there's an interesting nexus where the Internet itself hastened language change when it comes to Internet terms.

I'd hate to have a kid like me.

But for my own example, I'd never believe one little kid could have so much brains!

As a kid, I knew I wanted to be either a cartoonist or an astronaut. The latter was never much of a possibility, as I don't even like riding in elevators.

There's an honesty in our family - my kids and I are able to talk about things without me putting the fear of God into them.

Acting is playing - it's actually going out on a playground with the other kids and being in the game, and I need that. Writing satisfies that part of myself that longs to sit in my room and dream.

If you looked in magazines ... you never see me in those out-on-the-town pages. I'm either at home playing with the kids or I'm working.

I can't imagine laying a finger on my kids. I go the other way and probably because my father was so abusive.

I know that I loved music before I loved movies, simply because I didn't see movies as a kid.

A lot of kids, when they go to church, they don't really pay much attention to what they're saying or whatever.

When you're a kid, somebody's mid-forties, you think they're an old man. Then you grow up and it's like, I was a kid.

Kids won't watch older movies - they want to see what's hip right now.

If you're going to take care of your kids and pay for your house and do something good for adults, you have to do something on television now.

I was a pretty happy kid, I had to fake it. I had to get into this miserable character before I wrote poems.

There's only, I think, in life, three things that I do pretty well: Performing, I still can field ground balls, and I make nice kids.

Bambi, to a kid, was scary.

Since I was a kid, every Thanksgiving growing up in New York, we always watched 'The March of the Wooden Soldiers' by Laurel and Hardy. Never miss it.

Today the kids that are out now they make a hit record and they put them right out on the stage with 10,000 people out there and they don't know anything about the business yet.

When I opened my mouth to sing as a kid, I kind of randomly had a really good singing voice. And so that put me on the actor track and the musicals track.

I never fully committed to the child actor thing. I also liked being a regular kid and being a student.

I'd be doing Oscar predictions months ahead of time, and not only for the Oscars, for the Grammys. This is just what excited me as a kid.

Ever since I was a little kid and first heard Jimmy Reed's 'Honey, Don't Let Me Go,' the blues has been in my blood.

It was a struggle for me as a kid and everyone knows struggle, whether it's financially, economically, your dreams of becoming whatever you want to be.

Theres so much beautiful music in the world, and the kids are getting robbed.

I compare songwriting to childbirth. How many kids can you have before your uterus explodes?

There was an edge of, 'Go away kid, you're bothering me'. I've kicked myself a million times since. I could've discovered Whitney Houston.

My songs are like my kids.

If you tell kids they can't have something, that's what they want.

I'd like to expand on doing what I love and venture out a bit more. I would like to play consistantly good music. Eventually someday I would like to open up a school and teach kids about music.

No matter what it is in life that you want kid, just want it worse than anybody else [and] work harder than anybody else to get there.

I think I could have been quite difficult to fathom as a youngster, this kid who didn't talk about himself very much.

If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.

The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.

Everything depends on a good job - strong families, strong communities, the pursuit of the American dream, and a tax base to support schools for our kids and services for our seniors.

Your parents were always trying to get you to be careful when you were a kid, and that's all pervasive in this society.

Take this rifle, kid. Gimme that guitar.

My kids have become wonderful dancers themselves and enjoy teaching just as much as I do.