Kids Quotes

I'm of the generation of kids where the G.I. Joe's developed Kung Fu Grip right around the same time I did.

I love my dog, but since the kids came along, the petting has gone out of our relationship.

It's gonna be awesome! A suspected pedophile dunks my kids head in a bucket so when she dies she can live in an invisible castle. Set the alarm!

Halloween Costume I Hate: kids dressed as their parent's poltical beliefs. Oooh! Aren't you a scary health care reform bill!

Parents can't indulge our fears. We're supposed to make our kids feel safe, even if we don't feel safe ourselves.

I like to buy books for the kids in my family. I guess that's why they call me the 'mean' aunt.

I am going to name a group of my kids after my favorite cartoons, I am going to name them after Transformers.

I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50.

I work with a lot of kids. Every year, for the past fifteen years, I work at Comedy Camp where I work with a lot of kids.

Teach your kids to make deplorable choices and hopefully they'll rebel and make the right ones.

On stage I am the actor, director and the bouncer all at the same time. Fear does not exist in this dojo does it? No Sensi! Sorry when I get excited I have to toss in some Karate Kid quotes.

Saw a lost dog sign with a pic of the dog and a little boy hugging it. I'm assuming the kids safe and we're just focusing on the pooch.

I used to act in television commercials when I was a kid and a young adult.

Keep an eye on what your kids are seeing online. Parents need to stay involved in what their children are being exposed to. It's so important.

For example, I noticed that every single kid in the high school in 'The Death-Ray' is based on somebody I went to high school with.

I think I've had the fantasy of a ray-gun that could erase the world from the time I was a very little kid.

As a kid I wanted to write science fiction, and I was never without a book. Later I really got into being a scientist and never thought I'd be writing novels.

We need schools to force kids to learn things they have no use for.

I was very much a product of the public-school system. There was only one other kid in my class who had parents not involved in the stock market or law.

You know, you can only cram your beliefs down a young kid's throat for so long before he goes, "you know, the other side seems to be having a lot more fun."

I was always such a skinny kid, so I kind of grew up with an "I hate skinny" mentality.

I don't just want to catch some guy and have a bunch of kids. I want to make something of myself.

My kids are more precious to me than anything. I'm with them all day, and I write all night.

I love watching the Bond movies obviously and I grew up reading the books as a kid. I've always loved them because of that.

Part of my success was having a place to play as a kid.

Tell your kids they are perfect the way they are, but they shouldn't stay where they are forever because growing, testing the limits, and evolving make life better and more fulfilling.

Don't make a different meal for every person, but make buildable meals. And, I do this with my kids, try to expand their palates gently.

I really value people besides parents who nurture kids.

I have odometer readings, kids; all sorts of measurements of what I've been doing for the last 20 years. I get it. I get that it was a while ago.

I spent so much time as a child thinking what if I was a robot, what if my mind were somewhere else? As a kid you're in the middle of all that.

I feel kind of sorry for those kids who just play one sport growing up.

College kids, don't be taking examples from me.

Cleveland's a great place when you're a kid. You hardly ever get sunburned, without the sun shining.

I was a TV junkie as a kid. I am the Sesame Street generation.

No one really wants to send their kids off to die for oil.

He said you sparkle like a newborn galaxy and have more attitude than a rich kid with his daddy's Porsche.

In the years when teenagers really need to be connected to somebody, they aren't; especially in small towns where kids are bored and look for something to get them going.

I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school... who failed math.

Any parent would have reservations if their kid came home dressed like a skinhead, but mine understood that punk kept me focused on something when so many of my friends were out robbing 7-Elevens.

I was into punk, but I didn't go whole-hog. A lot of kids who grew up in small towns that were into punk music went the "safe" way - not doing drugs, being straight edge.

When I was a kid, I thought history was the most boring subject of all. I shouldn't blame my teachers; I should blame me, but I'll blame them.

The biggest enemy of an artist is apathy... A kid gets killed by the police and I buy a T-shirt and before I can wear that one, there's another kid (killed) and I'm running out of closet space.

The kid is the best thing that ever happened to me.

I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.

You treat a kid with respect and as an adult you talk to them as if they're smart people. But you don't throw at them the trappings of adulthood and you know, the darker stuff.

I really believe strongly that kids should be spared the runoff of their parents' lives and problems.

I mean, 'Kids In The Hall' is the reason I have any career at all.

I love everything about my job, except being away from the kids.

I never went to rock concerts when I was a kid. I didn't see any rock & roll bands.

Probably most of the time I watch children's movies because my kids are on the bus, so it requires them.