Kill Me Quotes

Waiting for a special occasion to kill me? Christmas is coming.

I'm in love. So kill me.

Every couple years when Mr. [Hugh] Hefner would call, I would very graciously decline, because my mom would kill me, and I thought it was more mysterious keeping my clothes on.

Johannes Cabal would kill me for saying this, but he's my favorite Zeppelin-hopping detective. The fellow has got all the charm of Bond and the smarts of Holmes--without the pesky morality.

I should’ve known the day was going to turn out bad when it started with my father trying to kill me

If you leave me here," the guy on the floor said, "he'll kill me tomorrow morning." Parker looked at him. "So you've still got tonight," he said.

I've decided to hire a 'food taster', not because I think anyone is trying to kill me, but because I want to make sure it's not to salty.

You know what I worry about? I worry that when I hit my head, it pushes my hair into my brain, and it will eventually kill me.

But puberty was... well, before puberty, at school, I didn't tell kids I was a transvestite 'cause I thought they might kill me with sticks, you know?

If you don't have a child, you're not a real woman. I know the ERA people will kill me for saying that.

The bulls are my best friends." I translated to Brett. "You kill your friends?" she asked. "Always," he said in English, and laughed. "So they don't kill me.

I remember a point in [writing] the story where I said, "This isn't working, I should go and buy something at the supermarket or my wife will kill me." Then I said, "No, I'll go on."

I hope you don’t mind my joining you,” said Leanne. I minded. After all, she’d tried to kill me. A girl in a novel would say it was hard to believe, but it wasn’t.

As I write, highly civilized human beings are flying overhead, trying to kill me. They do not feel any enmity against me as an individual, nor I against them. They are only 'doing their duty'

Kill me, and be cursed. You are no king of mine.

Please don't kill me!

I've always had a problem with authority. I just can't wear a suit - it would kill me.

Otis D'ablo is alive! Do you here me? He is alive and trying to kill me!

I never know if the person I'm shaking hands with is coming to kill me. That's something you have to live with when you cross the lines.

These girls... they're going to kill me, Harry.

Fang was going to kill me. And after I was dead, he would kill me again.

You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and you think I'm gonna waste my last breath on a vegetable? (Lula)

I will find a way to you if it kills me if it kills me if it kills me (I think it might kill me).

So do you remember this place?" "Hard to forget." he snorted. "This is where you tried to kill me. You were so nervous, you kept blushing. Never had someone try to stake me who blushed so much.

If I stay, they'll kill me... If I go, at least everything that wants me dead won't be taking it personally.

Over the years I attempted to make my style a bit more relaxed 'cause the initial style you couldn't watch for more than ten minutes without wanting to kill me.

Peter is ... adjusting. He's back in school, and he's doing quite well. I wish you could find it in your heart to forgive him." "I've got this funny resentful streak about people who try to kill me.

"That which does not kill me makes me stronger" is not a law of the universe. What it can be, if we so choose, is a resolution.

I know it's hard on her. If I don't tell her she'll kill me." He pauses. "That was supposed to be funny.

My philosophy is pretty simple – any day nobody’s trying to kill me is a good day in my book.

Speaking of death, LeBlanc boasted he could kill me in the waiting room. I broke his wrist. He wasn't impressed.

If I thought someone was just chatting me up because of being on TV, it'd kill me.

Married pixy, I told myself, forcing my eyes back to the shelf of ceramic animals. Fifty-four kids. Beautiful wife, sweet as sugar, who would kill me in my sleep while apologizing for it.

They tried to kill me,” he said, his brow furrowed as he glared at them. “You saw them!” “Yeah?” I spouted off. “They weren’t very good at it!” (Trent and Rachel)

Oh, jeez, please kill that metaphor,...Or kill me. One or the other.

Scared ya, did I? Aw, that's sweet. Don't worry the shocks won't kill me," she whispered. "They only make me stronger. Anyway, it was worth it to give that cow a black eye, ya know?

The weather for me is nothing special. The weather couldn't kill me.

I don't trust the ocean, either; it would kill me as soon as not. It doesn't mean I'm afraid of it.

If you must kill English officials, why not kill me instead?

They might kill me but they cannot kill Gandhism. If truth can be killed, Gandhism can be killed.

You may pluck out my eyes, but that cannot kill me. You may chop off my nose, but that will not kill me. But blast my belief in God, and I am dead.

Don't be bitter. Remember Lot's wife when they kill me, and they surely will. You have to use all of your energy to do what it is you have to do. [To his wife Betty Shabazz]

To think I need a gun to protect against those who'd kill me for being Muslim ... It's too bad they don't know about my true religion of noodling - a reason to get their nuts in a snit.

There is nothing proper about what you are doing, soldier, but do try to kill me properly.

Yes, I thought I'd try electrocution next. Since a bomb, a fire, Vinco's knife and a brief encounter with outer space didn't kill me.

I like to read because it kills me.

When you're thinking, "Why do I have to eat Aunt Sue's casserole with potato chips crumbled on top again?" change that thought to "A couple of bites won't kill me."

If you want to kill me, despise me, hate me, and live in an unsightly way... Run, and cling to life, and then some day, when you have the same eyes as I do, come before me

Every day after work, my mom and I go shopping. My dad is about to kill me. I say, We need it, daddy!

If you want to stop me you're going to have to came at me like your going to kill me." -Hatsuharu