Kitchen Quotes

Just speak very loudly and quickly, and state your position with utter conviction, as the French do, and you'll have a marvelous time!

You wake up one morning and there it is, sitting in an old plaid bathrobe in your kitchen, unpleasant and unshaved. You look at it, heart sinking. Madness is a rotten guest.

No chaos, no creation. Evidence: the kitchen at mealtime.

I've got a bit of Scottish Blood... On my kitchen knife!!

If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.

My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen.

I pictured my mom, alone in our little apartment on the Upper East Side. I tried to remember the smell of her blue waffles in the kitchen. It seemed so far away.

Anyone that's ever had their kitchen done over knows that it never never gets done as soon as you wish it would.

And on a Canadian set, everybody is equal. You get paid the same. You live together in barracks. You have a communal kitchen. You buy and cook your own food.

I really feel like knife skills - not just in the kitchen, but in life - are really critical.

I can cook really well. I started cooking as a kid, so I can fend for myself in the kitchen and even do a little gourmet action.

Here's where we are, this is what's happening. So do something, or get out of the kitchen.

Spinach and champagne. Going back to the kitchens at the old Waldorf. Dancing on the kitchen tables, wearing the chef's headgear. Finally, a crash and being escorted out by the house detectives.

I've been my mom's kitchen helper since I was a little kid.

If you want to fight a war on drugs, sit down at your own kitchen table and talk to your own children.

I was raised by a single psychologist mother and we spent every evening sitting at the kitchen table and dissecting our emotions and speculating about the inner life of everyone we knew.

Books read in a public library never have the same flavour as books read in the attic or the kitchen.

Traditionally, lots of vagrants and unemployable characters wind up working in kitchens.

People’s lives, in Jubilee as elsewhere, were dull, simple, amazing, and unfathomable – deep caves paved with kitchen linoleum.

Now my wife may think she's locked me out of the kitchen but MacGyver's not my patron saint for nothing.

My art career actually began under the kitchen table. My mother wanted to get me out of her hair while she cooked, so she laid out some paper and pencils on the floor under the kitchen table.

Food binds us to our roots as strongly as any song or poem. Many of us have learned more about our ancestors in the kitchen than we ever will from a book.

A fat kitchin, a lean Will.

What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?

I want to take you away from this," I say, motioning around the kitchen, spastic. "From sushi and elves and... STUFF.

I am spoiled, it's true. I don't even know how to use that thing in the kitchen with the burners.

Now is the time when men work quietly in the fields and women weep softly in the kitchen; the legislature is in session and no man's property is safe.

When you've got a mountain to climb you may as well throw everything into the kitchen sink.

Jump out of bed and I stumble to the kitchen, pour myself a cup of ambition and yawn and stretch and try to come alive.

WOKING (vb.) To enter the kitchen with the precise determination to perform something only to forget what it is just before you do it.

That's a big deal for kids, when they come into the kitchen and the teacher is drinking coffee with mom. They react differently on the next day when you say: 'Sit down and shut-up!'

My mother's kitchen was built to be the focal point of our house. I got into the kitchen often as a child.

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen.

I spend more time in the kitchen than I have in the dining room, for obvious reasons, however, I just want to sit and indulge.

When I was in fourth grade, a novelist came to talk to my English class. She told us that being an author meant sitting at the kitchen table in pajamas, drinking tea with the dogs at your feet.

In a house without a genuine kitchen, one of the delights of growing up is lost.

Quarkbeasts, for all their fearsome looks, are obedient to a fault. They are nine-tenths velociraptor and kitchen blender and one-tenth Labrador. It was the Labrador tenth that I valued most.

Ever a glutton, at another's cost, But in whose kitchen dwells perpetual frost.

The main thing is to have a gutsy approach and use your head.

I can direct breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I take pride in my kitchen, but I'm not going to direct a movie.

When you're the conscious captain in your kitchen, you'll feel better mentally and physically.

Food is a passion because I basically grew up in a kitchen. My mother was a gourmet chef and I'm the youngest of five kids. We would always congregate in the kitchen.

The wisest advice I ever received regarding the kitchen came from my mother: 'Do the dishes while you're cooking.

These Negroes who go for integration and intermarriage are linking up with the very people who lynched their fathers, raped their mothers, and put their kid sisters in the kitchen to scrub floors.

For me, relationships are the real action movies. Bombs are exploding every day and the kitchen is Ground Zero.

My kitchen bench is covered with vitamins and protein powders. I go through phases when I'm sure I'm taking too many - but I don't get sick often.

Sometimes shows suffer from having many cooks in the kitchen.

My kitchen looks like the one from my childhood - very homey, with a little bit of Alice in Wonderland!

I really didn't have an interest in being in the kitchen until after I was married, when I was 18. It didn't take me long to realize that Mama was not going to show up at my house every day and cook.

I don't like to say that my kitchen is a religious place, but I would say that if I were a voodoo priestess, I would conduct my rituals there.