Kleenex Quotes

Kleenex Quote of the day

If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

The earth is a used Kleenex on the universe's nightstand.

I learned just by going around. I know all about Kleenex factories, and all sorts of things.

I went to a funeral recently, and they handed out Kleenex before the funeral. Which I thought was cocky.

But you're so helpless sometimes. It's like watching a kitten with its head trapped in a Kleenex box.

good call. A second drag and your next stop's the wastepaper basket - and not to toss your kleenex, true.

Just how could a nation often be great if it's bread tastes want Kleenex.