Kosher Quotes

Kosher Quote of the day

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

While I have the utmost respect for people who practice the Christian faith, the fact is, as everyone knows, I am as Jewish as a matzo ball or kosher salami.

Now that Marilyn Monroe is kosher, Arthur Miller can eat her.

I'm not really a practising Jew but I keep a kosher kitchen just to spite Hitler.

The problem is that borrowing money to pay back more borrowed money that will oblige you in the future to borrow even more money doesn't sound kosher. Because it isn't.

I certainly don't live in a kosher home although I was raised in a kosher environment.

The problem is that Islam does not have a pope, so there's no one guy to say, 'This isn't kosher'...Not that he would.

Are you going to wolf out and eat me now?" "Certainly not, you'd be stringy and hard to digest." "But kosher." "I'll be sure to point any Jewish lycanthropes in your direction.

I have a few business ideas (that I'm going to advertise in High Times, amongst other places), and one of them is a service in which I offer to eat and describe pork to kosher people.

I played football.. my football was kosher.. no pigskin.

Tom Friedman says China is so awesome they make kosher pigs.

Although not all flesh is forbidden, everything that is forbidden is flesh.