Laden Quotes

I can personally feel the relief myself in my audiences when I bring up Obama because there was a lot of anti-Obama sentiment out there before the capture of bin Laden.

Let me say what I actually believe. I believe that 9/11 was a conspiracy, by Al Qaeda, and Osama Bin Laden, and nobody else, trying to hurt America.

Like many people, I feel like celebrating. Remember this feeling. It is human, and can help us understand when others express bloodlust.

Unfortunately, on May 2, 2011, we killed bin Laden, but we didn't kill his message. His message lives.

If bin Laden is in fact publicly killed, then the US military will find itself standing around with its hands in its pockets, wondering what's supposed to come next.

The death penalty is inhumane... whether that person is in a [jail] or it's bin Laden.

A lot of Arabs have proven to themselves that there is an alternative to Bin Laden-ism if they want to do away with the corrupt, autocratic regimes in their countries.

Bin Laden-ism, I don't think, is dead yet. And I think there's a long way to go before we can legitimately say that, you know, it is no longer in our midst.

Ask Osama bin Laden is he is better off now than he was four years ago.

Bush and bin Laden are really on the same side: the side of faith and violence against the side of reason and discussion. Both have implacable faith that they are right and the other is evil.

People who believe they are acting with the mandate of God, who see others who don't share their beliefs as inferior in the eyes of God, make dangerous leaders. Just ask Osama Bin Laden.

In 1995, sanctions led Sudan to cut its ties with terrorists and expel Osama bin Laden.

More and more facts coming out about Osama bin Laden. You know, he never sleeps in the same place two nights in a row, just like Clinton.

I'm the number 1 target of the White House. They can't get Osama bin Laden; they're going to get me.

I am very suspicious of the notion that somehow bin Laden was a media creation... Bin Laden's actions made him into a big deal. Not the media.

I'm a democrat - I don't support Bush, I don't support Blair, I don't support Bin Laden.

Funny, for all surveillance, Osama bin Laden is still free—and we're not. Guess who's winning the "war on terror?

[on Osama bin Laden] He is either alive and well or alive and not too well or not alive.

The Mirror interviewed one of Osama bin Laden's sons and said bin Laden has 42 children. That's going to happen when you sleep in a different cave every night.

Improve human intelligence to get Osama bin Laden.

Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces of Terrorists.

John McCain likes to say that he'll follow bin Laden to the Gates of Hell - but he won't even go to the cave where he lives.

We will kill bin Laden. We will crush al Qaeda. That has to be our biggest national security priority.

Moammar Gadhafi had more American blood on his hands than any individual other than Osama bin Laden.

The Democrats should have an empty chair on stage for the entire DNC, and when anyone asks who it belongs to, they can say Osama bin Laden.

As the cleansing ocean closes over bin Laden's carcass, may the earth lie lightly on the countless graves of those he sentenced without compunction to be burned alive or dismembered in the street.

Osama bin Laden's own words stated he has a war against the United States. He declared that American civilians should be considered as combatants.

When we have dealt with bin Laden and his network we will then broaden the campaign to go after other terrorists all around the world.

Geraldo Rivera says Osama bin Laden is hiding out in Pakistan ... which means the most hated man in Afghanistan is now Geraldo Rivera.

Trump said that he hoped bin Laden suffered a lot. It looks like he got his wish, because the CIA said bin Laden spent his last hour watching 'Celebrity Apprentice.'

Osama bin Laden's death has been in the news all day. Leftish stations are going, 'President Obama saves the world.' Stations on the right are going, 'Obama kills fellow Muslim.'

Have you forgotten when those towers fell, we had neighbors still inside. And you say we shouldn't worry about Bin Laden, have you forgotten?

I will now make a scorpion appear in Osama bin Laden's pants

The CIA special unit that was searching for Osama bin Laden has been disbanded. So I guess, mission accomplished.

What we know about Osama Bin Laden is this: he's worth $300 million, he has five wives and twenty-six kids -- and he hates Americans for their "excessive" lifestyle.

Osama bin Laden has ten look-alikes to fool us Americans. Ten look-alikes, and he's married to five of them.

Osama bin Laden... lived in one house for, like, six years with three wives. And earlier today, they ruled his death was a suicide.

There's already been some trouble for Osama bin Laden in the afterlife. There was a mix up and he was greeted by 72 vegans.

Today would have been the birthday of Osama bin Laden. It makes me remember when Seal Team 6 threw him a surprise party.

Osama bin Laden was living in that compound with three wives. It's like he was Newt Gingrich.

Wouldn't it be great if all of Osama bin Laden's money was tied up in Enron stock?

One cannot understate the importance of eliminating Bin Laden. He was a symbolic head of the organisation and, as we now know, an operational head of the organisation.

Strip away the usual hot air, and bin Laden's audiotape is the sign of a seriously weakened man.

We're going to get [bin Laden]. Dead or alive, it doesn't matter to me.

Bin Laden says his own role is to tell Muslims, quote, 'what is good for them and what is not.'

God told me to smite Osama bin Laden, so I invaded Afghanistan. Then He told me to smite Saddam Hussein, so I invaded Iraq. Now He wants me to work on the Middle East problem.

And, again, I don't know where he [Osama Bin Laden] is. I — I'll repeat what I said. I truly am not that concerned about him.

Of course we're after Iraq.. eh.. Saddam Hussein.. I mean bin Laden.

Uhh Gosh, I.. don't think I ever said I'm not worried about Osama bin Laden. It's kind of one of those, uhh, exaggerations.

I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive.