Ladies And Gentlemen Quotes

Ladies And Gentlemen Quote of the day

Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you!

Ladies and gentlemen: There can be no greater investment in Alabama's future than an investment in education.

Ladies and gentlemen, you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. . . . That's me . . . But to my wife . . .

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, for your magnificent indifference.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

The truth does not require a majority to prevail, ladies and gentlemen. The truth is its own power. The truth will out. Never forget that.

Time flies, though, huh? But I feel young. And do you know how I stay feeling young, ladies and gentlemen? I'll share my secret with you: I live in a senior citizen retirement community.

Most of our ancestors were not perfect ladies and gentlemen. The majority of them weren't even mammals.

Ladies and gentlemen, these are not assertions. These are facts, corroborated by many sources, some of them sources of the intelligence services of other countries.

Femininity and masculinity are social constructs. Female and male are biological. We don't have to learn to be men or women but we do have to learn to be ladies and gentlemen.

Kim Jong Il made his staff call him “dear” and spent the day drinking cognac. It's like I have a twin, ladies and gentlemen.

Ah, ladies and gentlemen, a man lives a sad life when he cannot take anything or anyone seriously.

Ladies and gentlemen, after what I've been through, I am happy just to be wearing clothes that open in the front.

Obama had the audacity to say, 'I have unequivocally prohibited the use of torture by the United States.' Ladies and gentlemen, torture in the United States has always been illegal.

Ladies and Gentlemen...we are floating in Space!

Newt Gingrich wants to repeal child labor laws. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the man that we need to lead us into the 18th century.

I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.

You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago

Ladies and gentlemen, Ive suffered for my music ... now its your turn.

Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has just left the building!

Ladies and Gentlemen, King of the Stupid Question: Todd Grisham!

Unusual commencement advice: Ladies and gentlemen of the class of '97: Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it.

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen.

We talk often about choice. Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's time to choose.

First of all, ladies and gentlemen, you must forget that you are singers.

Smile, but not for long, Ladies and Gentlemen of the Patriarchy.

Do you know what the primary infrastructure of the United States actually is, ladies and gentlemen? It's freedom - freedom and liberty - and that infrastructure certainly does need some rebuilding.

Mitt Romney and I know the difference between protecting a program, and raiding it. Ladies and gentlemen, our nation needs this debate. We want this debate. We will win this debate.

Ladies and gentlemen, Otis Alexander Sudeikis has LEFT the building! (I'm the building)

Ladies and gentlemen, even my own staff challenges me. When I issue edicts, commands, orders, ideas, you would think that there would be overwhelming blanket acquiescence, approval, and support.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hillary Clinton is a crook.

Ladies and gentlemen....." His voice is quiet, but mine rings through the room. "Let the Seventy-sixth Hunger Games begin!

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the 2008 Canadian CEO of the year, Frank DAngelo.

Herman Cain told a group of Occupy Wall Street protesters to go home, get a job, and get a life. That's the Republican version of hope and change, ladies and gentlemen.

Ladies and gentlemen, the great number seven, Mickey Mantle.

Ladies and gentlemen are supposed to be looked after by others, like children and pets.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the seraphs, the misinformed, simple, noble-winged seraphs, envied. Look at this tangle of thorns.

Ladies and gentlemen, a picture is not worth a thousand words. In fact, we found some pictures that are worth 500 billion words.

We have been proud and thought we were better than any other race, any other people. Ladies and gentlemen, we are going to stumble into hell because of our pride.

Ladies and Gentlemen this fellow combines the classic stylings of a 1950's robot with the dynamic flair of a 1970's street pimp....that's right, boys and girls every where, your friend Pimpbot 5000!

So far China has won the most gold medals, ladies and gentlemen. The Chinese athletes can't wait to get home and show the medals off to the kids who made them.

Ladies and gentlemen.” He [Jabba] sighed. “Meet the kamikaze of computer invaders...the worm.

I believe I have voted for both Democrats and Republicans. Am I either one? Absolutely not. Ladies and gentlemen, I am an American.

Moammar Gadhafi was found hiding in a storm sewer with a gold-plated gun. That's me in retirement, ladies and gentlemen.

How about those Olympics, ladies and gentlemen. Didn't London look like the place to be? New York City was in the running for this Olympics. But here's what happened. We got outbribed.

My father could swear in Gaelic and English, by the way, ladies and gentlemen.

The tannoy is crackling but I can only hear heavy breathing and snuffling. ... Uh-oh, the tannoy is crackling again. "Sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen, I momentarily lost hold of my pie.

America, ladies and gentlemen, has done more for me financially than Britain ever has, or ever could have done.

Happily there exists more than one kind of beauty. There is the beauty of infancy, the beauty of youth, the beauty of maturity, and, believe me, ladies and gentlemen, the beauty of age.

Don't say 'No,' say 'Gilbert,' ladies and gentlemen.