Landlord Quotes

Landlord Quote of the day

The best job that was ever offered to me was to become a landlord in a brothel. In my opinion it's the perfect milieu for an artist to work in.

I inhabit a weak, frail, decayed tenement; battered by the winds and broken in on by the storms, and, from all I can learn, the landlord does not intend to repair.

My ideal job? Landlord of a bordello! The company's good and the mornings are quiet, which is the best time to write.

I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell

Cheat your landlord if you can -- and must -- but do not try to shortchange the Muse.

Why does Mosley always speak as though he were a feudal landlord abusing tenants who are in arrears with their rent ?

The interest of the landlord is always opposed to the interests of every other class in the community.

I hate dreaming because when you want to sleep, you want to sleep. Dreaming is work. Next thing you know, I have to build a go-cart with my ex-landlord.

There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said: "You can't eat your own food in here." So they swapped sandwiches.

Rent is the portion of the earth, which is paid to the landlord for the user of the original and indestructible powers of the soil

We used to fuss when the landlord dissed us No heat. Wonder why Christmas missed us Birthdays was the worst days Now we sip champagne when we thirst-ay.

Life is a lease and God is the landlord.

Deism, historically, produces atheism. First you make God a landlord, then an absent landlord, then he becomes simply absent.

Bugs are not going to inherit the earth. They own it now. So we might as well make peace with the landlord.

In the big city, if the man next door happens to be a slum landlord, a Mafia bag man, or a long distance runner, what does it matter, as long as he puts his garbage out on Tuesdays?

Come landlord fill a flowing bowl until it does run over, Tonight we will all merry be--tomorrow we'll get sober.

The thing I call ‘my mind’ seems to be kind of like a landlord that doesn’t really know its tenants.

I know that atmosphere of the Parisian apartment building, with the twin menaces of the concierge on the ground floor and the landlord upstairs.

The landlord's laugh was ready chorus.

I'm recording our history now on the bedroom wall, and when we leave the landlord will come and paint over it all.

The landlord of colonial days may not have been the greatest man in town, but he was certainly the best-known, often the most popular, and ever the most picturesque and cheerful figure.

If the roof caves in and the tenants are sitting in the debris, they will laugh like hell. They will endure any hardship as long as it means trouble for the landlord.

As I was saying to the landlord only this morning: 'You can't have everything'.

This sort of thing has got to be stopped. Bad philosophers are like slum landlords. It's my job to put them out of business.

Making the landlord and the tenant the same person has certain advantages, as that the tenant pays no rent, while the landlord does a little work.

God gives us life, but the world's landlord is the devil.

Daylight is nobody's friend. God comes in like a landlord and flashes on his brassy lamp.

When your government, employer, landlord, merchant, banker and local sports team gang up to picture, digitize and permanently record your every activity, you are placed under unprecedented control.

You can't pay a landlord in dogma.

God is the great janitor of the universe. Why things don't work is that we have a janitor in charge, and we keep looking for the landlord.

In a tavern everybody puts on airs except the landlord.

In no state in America is it legal for a landlord to demand their tenants lead a "healthy lifestyle" in order to rent property.

Nothing is more dangerous than a poor doctor: not even a poor employer or a poor landlord.

I know we can't have a great architecture while it is only for the landlord.

I remember when each 4th lot was vacant and overgrown, and the landlord only go this rent when you had it, and each day was clear and good and each moment was full of promise.

Be sure it is not for nothing that the Landlord has knit our hearts so closely to time and place – to one friend rather than another and one shire more that all the land.

Avarice and injustice are always shortsighted, and they did not foresee how much this regulation must obstruct improvement, and thereby hurt in the long-run the real interest of the landlord.

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