Lap Quotes

Cats always pick the laps of the people who don't like them.

Romans park their cars the way I would park if I had just spilled a beaker of hydrochloric acid on my lap.

I was a physical education major with a child psychology minor at Temple, which means if you ask me a question about a child's behavior, I will advise you to tell the child to take a lap.

Modeling was something that fell into my lap. It was fun to travel and make money, but it always seemed like a hobby.

When I stop chasing all the wrong things in life all the good things start to fall into my lap.

Jack Kerouac, like a sick refrigerator, worked too hard at keeping cool and died on his mama's lap from alcohol and infantilism.

You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.

Cats don't fight for their rights; they take them for granted. They have a right to be fed, watered, stroked on demand and supplied with a lap and a clean commode

There should be a colossal mother going about the world to turn men over her lap and give them the slipper. They pine for it.

Dose it ever amaze and delight you that of all the places in the world - cold grassy nests under hedgerows, warm patches of sun on a carpet - the cat chooses to sit on your lap?

Men know no medium: They will either, spaniel-like, fawn at your feet, or be ready to leap into your lap.

Professionally, I have no major goals. That's partly because I'm really flaky. I want things, but I don't go after them. I'd rather they be placed in my lap.

Sometimes in life, things just fall in to my lap. I'm very blessed that way.

Sekhmet crawled onto Ramses's lap and began to purr. 'The creature oozes like a furry slug,' said Ramses, eyeing it without favor.

Even at the End of Days, there will be lap dancing.

A mouse slid out from under his hat and scrambled down his sleeve, across his lap, and down to the floor. Nothing,' said Fenworth, 'should distract from a wizard's dignity.

I wanted to go into art history. Acting fell into my lap when a neighbor took pictures of me and showed them to an agent.

I gave my wife a kiss this morning. She jumped out of bed and did a lap of honour.

Lap-dogs and blood-hounds enjoy the greatest respect at court; house-dogs and no dogs at all are not even considered.

Every day there comes a moment when a person lays his hands in his lap and all his busyness collapses like ashes. The work accomplished is, from the soul's point of view, entirely imaginary.

I understand that most ladies tend to prefer lap dogs.... Perhaps I am an exception.

Where does my fist go when I open up my hand? Where does my lap go when I stand up?

Just make sure you're gone by the time we get to Miles's. It creeps me out to see you sitting in his lap without his permission.

Cats, I always think, only jump into your lap to check if you are cold enough, yet, to eat.

I do enjoy my solo time ... I want to stay home and do soundtracks and watch TV in my underwear with a keyboard on my lap and just be a couch potato.

Your past wouldn’t frighten me,” I said, buckling my seat belt across my lap. “I’m guessing I’d be more appalled than anything.

You also notice that the right side of your face feels like it's sliding off of your skull. And your bottom lip is in your lap!

Space tourism is God's way of telling you you aren't spending enough on lap dances, baccarat and cocaine.

Everyone thinks something like 'The Hills' just falls into your lap. It's not true. You have to work for everything.

From the town of Lincoln Nebraska with a sawed off .410 on my lap, through the Badlands of Wyoming I killed everything in my path.

I'm quite happy with the music carrying on. I've never been one to clamor for fame. It just got dumped in my lap. The ambition is definitely not fame. The ambition is to be creative.

I believe in fate and what's meant to be mine will be mine, and if it's not in my lap, then it's not mine.

Go away. I told you, I'm not interested." She looked from his lap to his face. "Your nose is growing too.

It can be a bit annoying if another actor is trying to talk to the director and the wife is sitting on his lap.

I didn't want to fall back. But I realized it was more important to make it to the end under my own power than to run flat out in the lead or in second and then run out of fuel with a lap to go.

I'm very specific and ambitious in plotting out my goals and never take no for an answer - so it's not like things just fall in my lap.

The Woodshed Orchestra trade in exuberance and might, a glistening thunderslap on the hind of musical atrophy. These songs leap from disc to lap, a many-legged beast trundling with joy and vision.

I can write with a crying child on my lap. I have. Often.

She sat one of the fluffy cats in my lap and stuffed the other down my shirt. She turned and left. 'There,' said the large man. 'The kittens will make your sad go away.

Let the space under the first storey be dark, let the water lap the stone posts, and vivid green slime glimmer upon them; let a boat be kept there.

How do you summon up courage to dismiss a cat who is paying you a compliment of sitting on your lap?

Could I but lay my head in your lap, lass. Feel your hand on me, and sleep wi' the scent of you in my bed. Christ, Sassenach. I need ye.

Take heed thou trust not the deceitful lap Of wanton Dalilah; the world's a trap.

Gradually, they learned that politics is fundamentally a great business, a struggling and a haggling for advantages, over whose lap collects the most rewards cast by the legislation-machine.

The captain has just turned on the fasten-seat-belt-sign. He didn't mean to, but the joint he was smoking fell in his lap, and when he jumped up, his head hit the switch.

I wrote six pilots, none of which ever got picked up. When you stop trying, it then it falls in your lap.

What does Christmas mean if we can't encourage small children to sit on a stranger's lap?

His mind was like a soup dish, wide and shallow; it could hold a small amount of nearly anything, but the slightest jarring spilled the soup into somebody's lap

Gashed with honourable scars,Low in Glory's lap they lie;Though they fell, they fell like stars,Streaming splendour through the sky.

F1 teams need a driver who will consistently set lap times that are 100 percent on the edge.