Laptop Quotes

Laptop Quote of the day

I should prefer to have a politician who regularly went to a massage parlour than one who promised a laptop computer for every teacher.

By the way, if you get mad at your Mac laptop and wonder who designed this demonic device, notice the manufacturer's icon on top: an apple with a bite out of it.

Computers tend to separate us from each other - Mum's on the laptop, Dad's on the iPad, teenagers are on Facebook, toddlers are on the DS, and so on.

If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.

If ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing.

I'm the G when you spell OG

Nothing was a natural predator of productive fiction writing like the cell phone. Ditto the laptop. As she had well learned, the laptop could destroy a day.

Trust the vibes you get, energy doesn’t lie.

Windows 10 on both an old 2011 upgraded computer and a new 2016 computer was an excruciating experience

I really hate that I need my glasses while using my laptop. What I hate even more is that I need those glasses to be full of vodka at all times.-Karen Quan and Jarod Kintz

In summers, after 1 hour of extreme gaming you can use your laptop to iron your shirt.

I generally travel with my laptop, a couple of great books, and my iPod.