Las Vegas Quotes

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Las Vegas turns women into men and men into idiots.

In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.

Las Vegas looks the way you'd imagine heaven must look at night.

I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.

The reason we shot it was that the script was geared to Las Vegas and it was something commercial that we wanted to have in the can in case Butterfly was a success and we needed a follow-up.

No presidential candidate should visit Las Vegas without condemning organized gambling.

To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.

In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.

Bangkok, like Las Vegas, sounds like a place where you make bad decisions.

Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks--it says, Goodbye.

We'd just released a zebra in Las Vegas.

It's like a crapshoot in Las Vegas, except in Las Vegas the odds are with the house. As for the market, the odds are with you, because on average over the long run, the market has paid off.

Sure, we loaned money to build hotels and casinos in Las Vegas. So what? Las Vegas borrowers were good customers.

With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.

Investing should be more like watching paint dry or watching grass grow. If you want excitement, take $800 and go to Las Vegas.

[On Las Vegas:] I love that town. No clocks. No locks. No restrictions.

I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off.

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.

When i play in Las Vegas I play for money, when I play in Miami I play for holidays but when I play in #India I play for Love

I don't want to be a rock star all my life. I couldn't bear to end up like Elvis Presley in Las Vegas with all those housewives and old ladies coming in with their handbags.

I met Elvis first in Las Vegas. I think I was appearing with Tom Jones and he came backstage to say hello to Tom or we went to his dressing room to say hello.

Las Vegas is the boxing capital. During a Floyd Mayweather fight weekend, you can shop, party, stay out late and do anything you want. The city of Las Vegas has everything.

I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.

Bailing out people who made ill-advised mortgages makes no more sense that bailing out people who lost their life savings in Las Vegas casinos.

I was trying to take the band in a direction that I thought was appropriate, and Roth was trying to take the band in more of a Las Vegas direction. And there he is.

Man, I really like Vegas.

My 2005 calendar we actually did a shoot in Lake Las Vegas. Since I had requests do some swimwear and athletic shots we tried them and they came out good so we inserted them into the new calendar.

I really love Las Vegas. Its, like, my favorite place to be. I love to DJ out there. It is the place to be as a DJ.

I love Vegas. God knows that I know how to find my way around the buffets in Las Vegas.

With no pretensions of art, Viva Las Vegas, the new Elvis Presley vehicle, is about as pleasant and unimportant as a Banana Split.

I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia.

They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day.

Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse.

I've been able to go on and have a successful career on Broadway and certainly the last five years in Las Vegas have been amazing.

The success of one market model cannot be migrated to another. Ignoring Macau's special characteristics and duplicating a Las Vegas or an Atlantic City would not be a successful strategy.

Las Vegas is still socially sanctioned deviance. Its brand is just more comfortable to more Americans than it used to be.

I lost $35,000 in less than a week at the Mirage in Las Vegas.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas - except the drone.

It is not easy to get rich in Las Vegas, at Churchill Downs, or at the local Merrill Lynch office.

Running a casino is like robbing a bank with no cops around. For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away your sins. It's like a morality car wash.

Las Vegas and I both grew up together, and all of a sudden I was doing things that no performer had ever done before.

Noting his mother's visit to Las Vegas the weekend before she died. She got to go to heaven four days early.

I do a lot of Vegas work and work with the comedians.

I'll tell you how to beat the gambling in Las Vegas. When you get off the airplane, walk right into the propeller.

You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led.

I use very few muscles at the best of times.

Hatred is not what Las Vegas is about. We will have zero tolerance for anyone who is intolerant.

I used to be with a publishing house called Roosevelt Music. A gentleman there told me he had seen Peggy Lee perform Fever in Las Vegas and I found out later she wanted to record it.

You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.

Hatred is not what Las Vegas is about.