Las Vegas Quotes

Las Vegas is the most honest fake city in the world.

I sometimes think of Las Vegas as the Jerusalem of chance. A holy city.

Capitalism is a warrior culture, a hierarchical mode, and Las Vegas is its epitome.

I love performing in Las Vegas.

Las Vegas makes Reno seem like your friendly neighborhood grocery store.

Las Vegas is the savage heart of the American Dream.

I love coming to Las Vegas. I've always loved it and always had a good time.

I didn't much like Las Vegas. The noise of the place and the whole 24-hour, 'let's play the slot machines all night' culture of the place just left me cold.

President Obama flew to a rally in Las Vegas last night. However, he did not visit any of the casinos. You know why? When you're $16 trillion in debt, they don't let you in.

In Las Vegas, people know that the odds are stacked against them. On Wall Street, they manipulate the odds while you are playing the game.

The casinos are walking out of states with at least $1 billion in their pockets to Las Vegas

It is not economic development; it's about taking money out of the consumer economy and shipping it off to Las Vegas

With everything it has to offer, Las Vegas is an obvious destination for tourists, as proven by the over 40 million visitors the city welcomes per year.

I've played a lot in Las Vegas in my life.

I am proud to be in Los Angeles. I have a lot of fans that love me here. When you talk about the Meccas of boxing - Las Vegas, New York - now you have to talk about Los Angeles.

I saw money change votes.I mean, they just seem unaware of this, that money is something - if they want to see the appearance of corruption, all they had to do was look in Las Vegas last weekend.

I've always thought of this city as Disneyland for adults. ... There's no danger of Las Vegas expiring from an excess of good taste.

Why can't you just get married in Las Vegas like normal Americans?

I believe what makes cooking in Las Vegas different from cooking in most other cities are the guests that dine with you in Las Vegas.

Las Vegas: It was not cafe society, it was Nescafe society

I have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that.

Foreign policy is a little bit like a guy who goes to Las Vegas. If you win too much, then you eventually bet the mortgage. You start to think you are infallible.

I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21.

In Las Vegas, nothing ends very well.

Las Vegas, Nevada: A city where oddities don't make you lame, But instead bring you riches and fortune and fame.

If what happens in Las Vegas is supposed to stay in Las Vegas, how did Harry Reid get out?

I was three years old. I was messing with my grandparents' dog in Las Vegas, and he decided to pick me up by my head and run around the backyard with me.

Las Vegas is the therapeutic ethos of our time run amok, our socio-psychological promise to ourselves to be eternally young writ large on the landscape of aging self-indulgence.

This desert town was man's own miracle of pure purposelessness.

I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.

[On Las Vegas:] ... The City That Never Sleeps. The City That Sins and Smiles and Lives On the Edge. The city where vices become virtues, become what everyone is here to do.

I come home every weekend and I still can't believe I represent Las Vegas in Congress. It's such a kick.

WTF is praying gonna do for Vegas? Apparently God likes mass shootings.

It's just, there's something compelling about very beautiful people. Especially strong-jawed men with stubble and intense eyes. You fall under their spell and believe anything they say.

Buy calmly and with meaning.

People move on. Friendship end.

You can Cut Back or you can Make More Money

People change. Life changes. It's the way of the world. Maybe it's meant to be.

The other person always has a point, Listen to each other, and you'll hear it.

Some things are private. I mean, we're grown-ups now. You don't share everything.

He couldn't stop staring at her cleavage...The vee in between beckoned him like a bee to nectar.

Diesel" - his name sounded sweet coming out of her mouth --"I want you, and I mean I really, really want you. Please. Let's go back to my room.

Neve, you're wicked, " he groaned as she rocked up against him even harder. "I hope that's not a problem for you, " she panted.

Time is truly apathetic to the many to whom a little empathy would mean so much.~"Disarming (Reign of Blood #2)

But I came to see that Las Vegas is not a freak but is, instead, deeply integrated with the rest of the country, and the world beyond. It is symptom, mirror, metaphor.

The dragons live in the casino?Tee's eyes widened and alarm coursed through her.My God, it's like the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Are ya glad to see me, or is that a roll of poker chips in your pants?

I love Las Vegas because it's the one city less classy than Los Angeles.

Las Vegas, the most expensive toilet in the world that still can’t flush.