Last Night Quotes

Last Night Quote of the day

Last night I begged the Wise One to tell me the secret of the world. Gently, gently, he whispered, "Be quiet, the secret cannot be spoken, It is wrapped in silence."

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.

I'm here to say my legacy in The Octogon is over ... I re-signed last night with @WWE.

Don't start your day with broken pieces of the past. Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours.

Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar... Or, as you like to call it, delicatessen.

I caught the happy virus last night When I was out singing beneath the stars. It is remarkably contagious - So kiss me.

The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.

Jesus Christ came into my prison cell last night, and every stone flashed like a ruby.

I had a good-talking candle last night in my bedroom. I was very tired but I wanted somebody to be with me, so I lit a candle and listened to its comfortable voice of light until I was asleep.

My last night as Isabella Swan. Tomorrow night, I would be Bella Cullen. Though the whole marriage ordeal was a thorn in my side, I had to admit that I liked the sound of that. - bella swan

I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.

I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early this morning doing the same thing in my daughter's kindergarten class.

A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.

I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

You have to be able to appreciate these things. How many people can say it was a full moon last night and appreciate it?

Cured yesterday of my disease, I died last night of my physician.

Iraqis will never forget that on 8 August 1990 Kuwait became part of Iraq legally, constitutionally and actually. It continued to do so until last night, when withdrawal began.

Got tight on absinthe last night. Did knife tricks.

Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.

When I met you last night baby Before you opened up your gap I had respect for ya lady But now I take it all back

One of President Obama's winning points last night was about how sanctions against Iran are crippling their economy. And believe me, if anyone knows how to cripple an economy, it's President Obama.

Last night I dreamed about you. What happened in detail I can hardly remember, all I know is that we kept merging into one another. I was you, you were me. Finally you somehow caught fire.

I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don't remember what I said last night.

In true rock star fashiuon, I had insomina last night and I didn't sleep at all. So all I need is a bottle of Jack Daniels and some groupies, and I'll be just like David Lee Roth.

Yesterday ended last night. Every day is a new beginning. Learn the skill of forgetting. And move on.

I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.

You've got to continue to grow, or you're just like last night's cornbread - stale and dry.

Jem is nothing but goodness. That he struck you last night only shows how capable you are of driving even saints to madness.

I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night

I saw thousands of pumpkins last night come floating in on the tide, bumping up against the rocks and rolling up on the beaches; it must be Halloween in the sea

Great numbers of the Indians pass our camp on their hunting excursions: the day was clear and pleasant, but last night was very cold and there was a white frost.

Wakin' up to find another day. The moon got lost again last night, but now the sun has finally had its say.

Cold morning on Aztec Peak Fire Lookout. First, build fire in old stove. Second, start coffee. Then, heat up last night's pork chops and spinach for breakfast. Why not? And why the hell not?

Miranda in Miranda's sight is old, gray and dirty; Twenty-nine she was last night; This morning she is thirty.

Last night I made an insensitive comment which I sincerely regret. It was my mistake and I want to apologize to those who were offended.

A strong women is someone who is able to smile this morning like she wasn't crying last night.

In the theatre, the actor is in total control. The director wasn't in the house last night, the designer wasn't there, the author's dead. It's just us and the audience.

Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world.

There isn't so much to be afraid of, out there. I can remember thinking it was funny to find that out, on the last night of my life; I'd spent the rest of it being afraid of everything.

I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby.

What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it.

Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $371.49 each.

Last night I had a dream. When I got to Africa, I had one hell of a rumble. I had to beat Tarzan's behind first, for claiming to be King of the Jungle.

What was I drinking last night? Furniture polish?

You know, last night it was so cold that my pillow and my sheets fought to see who got under the blankets first.