Last Quotes

Last Quote of the day

A man is lucky if he is the first love of a woman. A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man.

Last night I begged the Wise One to tell me the secret of the world. Gently, gently, he whispered, "Be quiet, the secret cannot be spoken, It is wrapped in silence."

One of the great uses of Twitter and Facebook will be to prove at the Last Day that prayerlessness was not from lack of time.

Everyone's always telling you to be humble. When was the last time someone told you to be great?

I do not sleep; I wish to meet my death awake.

How the little piglets would grunt if they knew how the old boar suffered.

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

I just try to approach every opportunity on stage, as if it's my first time and my last time.

When's the last time you heard a funky diabetic?

Every time you pick up your guitar to play, play as if it's the last time.

They want us to give up another chunk of our tribal land. This is not the first time or the last time.

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

I have a lot of stories about being a kid because it was the last time I was interesting.

Marie Antoinette. Her last words were,"Pardon me sir. I did not mean to do it,"to a man whose foot she stepped on before she was executed by the guillotine

Has God forgotten everything I've done for him ?

Last time I had three or four of those I crapped for three days straight!

I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.

Better is the sinner who hath thoughts about God, than the saint who hath only the show of sanctity.

I'm here to say my legacy in The Octogon is over ... I re-signed last night with @WWE.

Worry is irrelevant. It alters nothing. When was the last time you solved a problem by worrying about it?

The way I measure my life is 'Am I better than I was last year?'

Don't start your day with broken pieces of the past. Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours.

Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.

The Revolution has not yet succeeded. Comrades, you must carry on!

Last words are for those fools who believe they have not yet said enough.

I am a Marxist-Leninist and I will be one until the last day of my life.

The last unicorn lived in a lilac wood, and she lived all alone.

Have Tottenham closed the gap on Arsenal? Last time I checked they were still 4 miles and 11 titles away

Why are you weeping ? Did you imagine that I was immortal ?

Give me yesterday's bread, this day's flesh, and last year's cider

I mean, if the relationship can't survive the long term, why on earth would it be worth my time and energy for the short term?

Love one another (His last words)

When you hold somebody, you gotta hold them like it's the last minute of your life.

American-style iced tea is the perfect drink for a hot, sunny day. It's never really caught on in the UK, probably because the last time we had a hot, sunny day was back in 1957.

The last time Boris Johnson did a deal with the Germans he came back with three nearly new water cannon.

I'm really looking forward to playing in Copenhagen again. Last time I stayed as long as I could, took pictures, signed autographs, and hung out until they through me out of the place!

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

I am not a newcomer, you know, so I want to be judged for what I did when I was prime minister last time in Italy and president of the European Commission for more than five years.

The whole tone of Church teaching in regard to women is, to the last degree, contemptuous and degrading.

When the day shall come that we do part," he said softly, and turned to look at me, "if my last words are not 'I love you'-ye'll ken it was because I didna have time.

I was babysitting the night High School Musical premiered last year. I watched with the kids and we sang along to the lyrics. I was making $12 an hour.

Every damn fool thing you do in this life you pay for.

Let us now relieve the Romans of their fears by the death of a feeble old man.

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.

Just live every day like it's your last day and be the best person that you can be.

Well, I'll be damned. Oh, this is funny.

Last time I failed is when I fell in love with distractions.

Talking money is crass; so I'm not going to tell you what I made last year.

Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar... Or, as you like to call it, delicatessen.

Apparently, there's a little red demon dwarf that haunts the city, and before every major bad thing that's happened, it's appeared to somebody. Last time, he appeared in a Cadillac.