Last Quotes

Apparently, there's a little red demon dwarf that haunts the city, and before every major bad thing that's happened, it's appeared to somebody. Last time, he appeared in a Cadillac.

We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand.

Luck? Good luck? GM, the last time I checked, luck is for losers.

I shall look forward to a pleasant time.

Is it not meningitis?

The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.

Jesus Christ came into my prison cell last night, and every stone flashed like a ruby.

Nobody's taller than the last man standing

I had a good-talking candle last night in my bedroom. I was very tired but I wanted somebody to be with me, so I lit a candle and listened to its comfortable voice of light until I was asleep.

The drink? Yes, I've had tough times in my life, especially the last year, regarding my ex-wife, my kids, I nearly broke my neck, I was on death row with pneumonia.

Revenge is like a ghost... It takes over every man it touches... Its thirst cannot be quenched... Until the last man standing has fallen.

Last year we had so many people coming in and out they didn't bother to sew their names on the backs of the uniforms. They just put them there with Velcro.

Don't ever come to church without coming as though it were the first time, as though it could be the best time, and as though it could be the last time.

It sounds mercenary and it smacks of rats leaving the sinking ship. But get real, when everyone is bailing out, you don't want to be the last man standing.

Religion is the last refuge of human savagery.

When it comes to Iran and ISIS, the enemy of your enemy is your enemy!

As far as I'm concerned, if you want to find out about the last day of WWII or the roots of the Indian Mutiny, get thee to a books catalogue.

On the last day of the world I would want to plant a tree

The only time you mustn't fail is the last time you try.

My last night as Isabella Swan. Tomorrow night, I would be Bella Cullen. Though the whole marriage ordeal was a thorn in my side, I had to admit that I liked the sound of that. - bella swan

Men pass away, but their deeds abide. [His last words.]

I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.

Life, unfortunately, doesn't seem to care what we want.

A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

I was just thinking – today is the first and last day of forever. It’s kind of hard to wrap my head around it. Even with all this extra room for wrapping.

I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early this morning doing the same thing in my daughter's kindergarten class.

Let us go over, and sit in the shade of the trees.

If you learn to respond as if it’s the first day in your life and the very last day, then you will have spent this day very well.

Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.

Hurrah Boys! Let's get these last few reds then head on back to camp. Hurrah!

I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

Welcome to We Day! Since last year, WE have volunteered over 1.7 million hours of our time!

The job is not to succeed but fail more interesting than the last time—- in a more subtle fashion or in a more intriguing way.

I would say happy new year, but it's not happy; it's exactly the same as last year except colder.

You don't have the game you played last year or last week. You only have today's game. It may be far from your best, but that's all you've got. Harden your heart and make the best of it.

The futility of action does not absolve one from the failure to act. -

Sport is not about being wrapped up in cotton wool. Sport as about adapting to the unexpected and being able to modify plans at the last minute. Sport, like all life, is about taking risks.

I don't care about three years ago - I don't care about two years ago. I don't care about last year. The only thing I care about is this week.

I always think everything is going to last forever, but nothing ever does. In fact nothing exists longer than an instant except the thing that we hold in memory

You have to be able to appreciate these things. How many people can say it was a full moon last night and appreciate it?

Cured yesterday of my disease, I died last night of my physician.

The last time the Cubs won the World Series was 1908. The last time they were in one was 1945. Hey, any team can have a bad century.

I have taken care of everything in the course of my life, only not for death, and now I have to die completely unprepared.

Iraqis will never forget that on 8 August 1990 Kuwait became part of Iraq legally, constitutionally and actually. It continued to do so until last night, when withdrawal began.

I foresee a great funeral contest over me.

Everything is an illusion.

What's the hurry? Are you afraid I won't come back?

Got tight on absinthe last night. Did knife tricks.

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.