Last Year Quotes

Last Year Quote of the day

The way I measure my life is 'Am I better than I was last year?'

Give me yesterday's bread, this day's flesh, and last year's cider

I was babysitting the night High School Musical premiered last year. I watched with the kids and we sang along to the lyrics. I was making $12 an hour.

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.

Talking money is crass; so I'm not going to tell you what I made last year.

The drink? Yes, I've had tough times in my life, especially the last year, regarding my ex-wife, my kids, I nearly broke my neck, I was on death row with pneumonia.

Last year we had so many people coming in and out they didn't bother to sew their names on the backs of the uniforms. They just put them there with Velcro.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

Welcome to We Day! Since last year, WE have volunteered over 1.7 million hours of our time!

Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.

I would say happy new year, but it's not happy; it's exactly the same as last year except colder.

You don't have the game you played last year or last week. You only have today's game. It may be far from your best, but that's all you've got. Harden your heart and make the best of it.

I don't care about three years ago - I don't care about two years ago. I don't care about last year. The only thing I care about is this week.

The best time to start was last year. Failing that, today will do.

Last year nothing happened The year before nothing happened And the year before that nothing happened.

I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list

What is last year's snow to me, Last year's anything? The tree Budding yearly must forget How its past arose or set

Just give me 25 guys on the last year of their contracts; I'll win a pennant every year.

I'd like to thank the academy and I'd like to thank my mother and I'd like to thank my mother again, because I forgot to thank her last year.

Do you know that there's hardly anyone left of last year's Caucasian governments? I've tried to stop it, but in vain. Yet they can't all be Trotskyites and traitors.

Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing!

Certainly, last year we did an episode about the census and sampling versus a direct statistic. You just said the word 'census', and people fall asleep.

Last year I was diagnosed with osteoporosis.

Last year I traveled to the Middle East to visit with troops in Kuwait, Iraq, and Afghanistan.

We live in a world changing so rapidly that what we mean frequently by common sense is doing the thing that would have been right last year.

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right.

Last year my wife ran off with the fellow next door and I must admit, I still miss him.

The mark of a successful organization isn't whether or not it has problems, its whether it has the same problems it had last year.

I'm a family man. I personally started 3 or 4 families last year.

It's always great when a defense is able to create turnovers and score. That's something we missed last year. We'd get some turnovers, but we never scored points.

When you feel gloomy, think what has been done within the last year. How, rising from nothing.

A study last year showed that the page you turn to first in the newspaper can be a predictor of how long you will live. No surprise, turning first to the Comics Pages prolongs your life.

I started Dell 28 yrs ago with $1000. Revenues in 1984 were $6 million. Last year $62.1 billion. Impossible is nothing.

Don't go into the new year holding a grudge from last year. Leave the hurts and disappointments behind.

I have lost three semi-finals at Newlands. I was hoping that last year would be a lucky number three. It was close, but we could not make it.

Student: Dr. Einstein, Aren't these the same questions as last year's [physics] final exam? Dr. Einstein: Yes; But this year the answers are different.

Percussion is physical, as most instruments are. The body must function well in order to play the instruments well. Last year I climbed Mount Kilimanjaro.

Are you wiser in God (now) than you were last year at this time? Peter says we're to grow in grace and the knowledge of the Lord Jesus Christ.

Everyone thinks I'm Jewish. I'm not. Last year I got a call: "Happy Hanukkah." I said "Ma, I'm not Jewish."

Leona Helmsley's dog made $12 million last year... and Dean McLaine, a farmer in Ohio, made $30,000. It's just a gigantic version of the madness that grows in every one of our brains.

All last year we tried to teach him (Fernando Valenzuela) English, and the only word he learned was million.

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87.

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.

Last year I had a stroke. It left me in bad shape. I had to teach myself how to walk and talk all over again. It was a long hard fight. My speech is not perfect but I'm getting there.

It was like a miracle. I'm just feeling fabulous. What's incredible is someone has given your life back. I'm out in the garden today. This time last year I was looking out a window at a hospital.

Ray Rice was beat up last year

We've seen more reform in the last year than we've seen in decades, and we haven't spent a dime yet. It's staggering how the Recovery Act is driving change.

We talk about how many women were raped last year, not about how many men raped women.

The 'defense' budget is three quarters of a trillion dollars. Profits went up last year well over 25%. I guarantee you: when war becomes that profitable, we're going to see more of it.