Late Night Quotes

Late Night Quote of the day

He would use amphetamines to stay awake because he would have late night maneuvers that would go way into the early morning hours and he was given pills to stay up for the long hours.

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.

I'm a late-night guy.

I suppose I will go on selling newspapers until at last will come the late night final.

Many of you might already recognize me as the guy in the question-mark suits appearing in the late night TV commercials and on the cover of educational books and CDs.

In a late-night monologue, it's not just about being funny; you have to come off as knowledgeable. You have to cultivate a persona of trust and intelligence and likeability.

Late night writing is also good, too, but in New York, you've got neighbors. I try to be a good neighbor.

Have you ever walked late at night through a forest when you are first in love?

He that riseth late, must trot all day, and shall scarce overtake his business at night.

I learned how fast you can go from being an international hero to being a reference in a joke on a late night talk show.

My ex send late night text cause she don't know to let go

It was never physically dangerous except when I nearly fell off a horse, but it was physically arduous - especially when you were working late at night.

We had only snacks last time, I think it was OK for a day time menu. But this time it will be late night when people gather so we should add some proper meals.

The only way to get vegetables at a diner late night is to order the omelette. A feta cheese and broccoli omelette.

It's a privilege to present 'Late Night Live'. No radio program, anywhere on Earth, casts a wider net.

I like working late at night and then going into the house and sitting down and watching a movie and then going to sleep.

You're working yourself till late at night, and sleeping crazy with deadlines - you're doing it for a reason.

Donald Trump is not running for president. This is devastating news for Trump's supporters - all of whom are late night comedians.

I tend to stay up very late at night, so I wake up later in the day. This allows me to be in the middle of my workday when I am onstage at night.

Late-night television is like the cereal aisle in the supermarket: too many choices. Also, too many 'different' brands that really aren't different at all.

I've been followed home late at night. I've been shot at on the highway.

When you're doing late night you're on the grind every night; you send someone to check on your mom.

I am a late discoverer of 'Friday Night Lights.' I cry every episode at least once. I love to cry - happy, emotional tears. I just love it.

I like to go hear jazz late-night up in Harlem.

If we are now holding late-night talk-show hosts to the same moral accountability as we hold politicians or clergymen, I'm out. I'm gone.

I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I'm a late-night talk show host, then I guess I am, but in every other regard I resign my commission, I don't care for it.

What we do have is nothin' but time. Welcome to the Shawshank Redemption of late night!

I'm sure that people who have been tweeting funny things have ended up on writing staffs of a late night show.

What I really see myself doing is late-night TV. No woman has ever done it.

With Late Night Show I can begin the search for the real Stephen Colbert.I just hope I don't find him on Ashley Madison.

When you do late-night TV, you do different jokes in the same place every night. When you're on the road as a comedian, you do the same jokes in a different place every night.

I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound.

A goal without action is like a late night dream.