Laugh Quotes

I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.

There's nothing like a love song to give you a good laugh.

I laugh because I must not cry, that is all, that is all.

Sometimes I make myself laugh, but that's because I appreciate my sense of humor.

Live, laugh, love, every day to it's fullest, for who knows, tomorrow, may not be.

You've got a million ways to make me laugh

My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I've got some really, really, funny, clever fans.

I also surround myself with people who make me laugh. If I'm not laughing, it upsets my day.

I just want real reactions. I want people to laugh from the gut, be sad from the gut - or get angry from the gut.

I have always believed that a good laugh was good for both the mental and physical digestion.

Making people laugh is the lowest form of comedy.

Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh.

When you can laugh at yourself, you are free.

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.

I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.

Not necessarily in the beginning, thinking I would have a career in comedy, but I was always interested in making people laugh.

Gordon Ramsay makes me laugh because he knows that I'm not a chef.

He burst into one of his rare fits of laughter as he turned away from the picture. I have not heard him laugh often, and it has always boded ill to somebody.

I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh.

If you're OK with being clumsy, it's funny. But if you are super embarrassed, people are going to laugh at you.

Save your rejections so that later when you are famous you can show them to people and laugh.

You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor.

Things that are really offensive make me laugh because I like things that push the envelope, go out on a limb, and are bold.

Just having someone make you laugh so hard that it hurts is so healing to me.

Jon Stewart kills me. I love him. And Bill Maher. He does an hour on HBO. But entirely political. It is awfully rough, but he does make me laugh.

I enjoy horse riding, spending time with my dog 'Smurf,' and basically having a really good laugh partying and having fun!

Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

I want to feel passion, I want to feel pain. I want to weep at the sound of your name. Come make me laugh, come make me cry... just make me feel alive.

I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something.

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.

You can have a laugh in Los Angeles, or you can weep in Los Angeles, depending on your attitude towards it.

I come to work with a smile and I leave with a laugh, and I'm so grateful.

I laugh, and it's laughter, not light, that casts out the darkness building within me, that reminds me I am still alive, even in this strange place where everything I've ever known is coming apart.

Running around accusing others is not as good as laughing. And enjoying a good laugh is not as good as going along with things.

I'm the clown you take out of the box and wind up when you need a good laugh. And then, when you're done with me, I go back in my box.

Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself.

A good laugh makes any interview, or any conversation, so much better.

Look in the mirror, and laugh at yourself.

Live well laugh often and love much.

If you can really laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you're drunk.

I wish I could always look like I've just finished a really good laugh.

If laughter is the best medicine, I promise to continue to make you laugh as my wife and I work together with the National Kidney Foundation to save lives.

Each cast member brings their own vibe and antics to the set. You're constantly surrounded by fun loving people who can make you laugh in their own way

Tension is wonderful for making people laugh.

O' who will walk with me along lifes merry way? A comrade blithe and full of glee, who dares to laugh out loud and free.

All I ever wanted to do is make people laugh.

Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.

We sometimes laugh from ear to ear, but it would be impossible for a smile to be wider than the distance between our eyes.

Watch a movie that makes you laugh or listen to a song that makes you cry. Embrace your emotions and be proud of what you feel.

With my talent, I can make people laugh and give them another attitude about life. What a blessing that is for me.