Laugh Quotes

Guys will definitely settle for women who get the joke. But a woman who can make you laugh? It's not high on a guy's must list. Perhaps it should be.

I loved Julia Louis-Dreyfus's show 'The New Adventures of Old Christine.' That made me laugh out loud. She's like Lucille Ball. She's brilliant.

Humor in a relationship is so important. Many women will say that. Some say, 'If they can make you laugh, it's the sexiest thing on earth.'

No one understands me better and no one can make me laugh the way Bill does. Even after all these years, he is still the most interesting, energizing and fully alive person I have ever met.

I think [director] Malcolm Lee is a real master at being able to make you laugh while bringing serious subject-matter, so the movie doesn't hinge on silliness, but on real life.

I just like making people laugh.

On any given day, my daughters would snuggle in bed with my wife and me. We just hug and kiss each other. We laugh out loud and act completely silly. I stop and think to myself, "This is love."

My favorite kinds of comedies are ones that hopefully make you laugh a lot, but ultimately make you care about something in the end, even if it's just a little bit.

On Capitol Hill, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales raised his right hand, swore to tell the truth, and then everybody had a good laugh and went back to what they were doing.

Action can make you laugh. But just because you are glad. Even if there is no meaning.

I have been accused of making people laugh, maybe when it's not appropriate, during scenes.

TV is so seductive with a great workday. You're going to work and making people laugh, and that's fantastic.

I'm much more interested in making people laugh than getting applause breaks.

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I feel sexiest when I can make you laugh.

I'm not great at fear. I made the least frightening vampire show ever on TV. I'm pretty much good at heroic narratives and making people laugh, and that's pretty much it.

I'm pretty much good at heroic narratives and making people laugh.

I don't ever want to let people down, so a lot of my energy goes to making people laugh and letting them know how much I care for them.

I have good laugh every day. I enjoy life. I'm surrounded by love and positivity.

Kanye [West] just says the funniest analogies that are so random. I should start keeping a book - in 20 years, I'll have a big book of analogies.They always make me laugh.

I don't take myself too seriously. I enjoy what I do. I enjoy making people laugh.

Angels have a sense of humor...The angels wants us to enjoy life. Have a good laugh at yourself every now and again for taking life seriously. Then take time to laugh with the angels!

Larry David makes me laugh.

It's very easy for me to laugh at myself and laugh at life.

I don't look my best when I wake up! But I do feel beautiful when I'm tired and happy and I've had a good laugh and a glass of champagne.

People love to laugh together. Like when I'm at home and I'm watching shows, I don't laugh out loud, but if I'm in a crowd and everyone is into it...

Defend my honor protect my pride the good advice i always hated but looking back it made me greater .. u make me laugh u make me hoarse from yelling at you and getting at u.

First of all, learn to laugh at yourself. That's the best way to enjoy yourself, you know, and not to spend much time in the mirror, that's another way.

Making people laugh is the greatest experience.

There's something timeless and important about making people laugh, about being the right spot in their day.

On Twitter, I just want to make you laugh at all costs.

A poet or a comedian can say what's on the mind of people. They should be funny. They should make you laugh. It may be so truthful that it hurts, but it makes you laugh.

Nothing increases happiness like quiet time. The truth is, the only moments that make you laugh or happy are seconds of stillness.

You know, honestly, if a girl can make me laugh, I'm pretty much sold.

The biggest strength is being able to have perspective. Get the distance, and it enables you to be able to laugh at yourself.

Steve Howey is probably the funniest man in Hollywood. For real. He is just that person that can make you laugh at all times.

Making people laugh was automatic.

Anything I shouldn't laugh at makes me laugh.

I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes.

I'd go mad if I didn't have things to make me laugh.

Donald [Trump] is a charming person. He can be fun. He can make you laugh. But he can turn on you. And get nasty and personal and vicious.

If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?

Nobody makes me laugh like my wife.

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Your name. That’s all I want.” I debate on whether or not I should explain to him that my name isn't going to help him in his stalking endeavours.

My pain may be the reason for somebody's laugh.But my laugh must never be the reason for somebody's pain.

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.

Superman’s scourge is kryptonite. Fear’s kryptonite is laughter.

Some read to learn, some to laugh, and some to live.