Laughing Quotes

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live.

Death laughs when old women frolic.

A person who can laugh and go with life does not demand to be in control, which is why the most controlling people may be sarcastic but lack an authentic sense of humor.

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.

I love that I can tell the truth and have people laugh at it.

But what if I fail of my purpose here? It is but to keep the nerves at strain, to dry one's eyes and laugh at a fall, and baffled, get up and begin again.

I like people who can make you laugh without using vulgarity, or bad words.

Stand tall, laugh loudly, and be who you truly are

A good laugh makes us better friends with ourselves and everybody around us.

People make a lot of jokes about the empty nest. Let me tell you, it is no laughing matter. It is really hard.

I just consider myself a piece of the puzzle and I'm lucky enough to be asked or invited to the party, if you will. I hope I can bring some laughs and grimaces to the fans.

Inviting people to laugh with you while you are laughing at yourself is a good thing to do. You may be a fool but you're the fool in charge.

I've always been misrepresented. You know, I could dress in a clown costume and laugh with the happy people but they'd still say I'm a dark personality.

The dark thought, the shame, the malice, meet them at the door laughing, and invite them in.

I will laugh at the world. And most of all, I will laugh at myself for man is most comical when he takes himself too seriously.

They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.

You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor. Like Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell got that kind of humor.

Sometimes I say some things people may think are just outlandish, but I'm going to have the last laugh.

Almost anything makes me laugh, especially jokes at my own expense. And I will never, ever admit to being ticklish anywhere.

All has gone to rest, and I don't know whether I'm alive or will live or whether I'm rushing like this through the world for I'm not longer weeping or laughing

There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.

The world laughs at things it would really prefer to admire, and like Aesop's fox it criticizes things it covets.

I think the most attractive thing is a sense of humour. If someone can make you laugh, you've gotten a lot out of the way.

Man makes plans . . . and God laughs.

I was constantly being dragged out of movies for laughing too loud.

When you write from your gut and let the stuff stay flawed and don't let anybody tell you to make it better, it can end up looking like nothing else.

If you would not be laughed at, be the first to laugh at yourself.

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

For certain things, certain audiences, people will laugh. And in other places, there's dead silence. And I enjoy them both. You try to make films where it's never one way - like life.

My philosophy of life is that I am deeply, deeply serious about my work and for the rest I like to have a few laughs.

She'll carelessly cut you and laugh while you're bleeding.

Act as if the future of the universe depends on what you do, while laughing at yourself for thinking that your actions make any difference.

My duty is to try to reach beauty. Cinema is emotion. When you laugh you cry.

If a man is tongue-tied, don't laugh at him, but, rather, feel pity for him, as you would for a man with broken legs.

I am writing My Life to laugh at myself, and I am succeeding.

He meant that when people laugh together, they cease to be young and old, master and pupils, jailer and prisoners. They become a single group of human beings enjoying its existence.

If I couldn't laugh, I just would go insane. If we couldn't laugh, we just would go insane. If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.

I don't really do pranks any more. I have a laugh in the dressing room here, where it's safe, and the guys don't go to the papers and tell them what I've done.

If Satan ever laughs, it must be at hypocrites; they are the greatest dupes he has.

I’m the youngest in my family and everyone is very funny, and I was always trying to keep up with them. I just loved making people laugh.

I was dead, then alive. Weeping, then laughing. The power of love came into me, and I became fierce like a lion, then tender like the evening star.

Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program.

O Innocence, with laughing eyes! Thou art a cherub from the skies, A wanderer from heaven.

You should laugh every moment you live, for you'll find it decidedly difficult afterwards.

Frank heard a laugh behind him. He glanced back and couldn't believe what he saw. Nico di Angelo was actually smiling. "That's more like it," Nico said. "Let's turn this tide!

The things you're crying about today, you might be laughing about in ten years ... and then again ... maybe not.

There comes a time when suddenly you realize that laughter is something you remember and that you were the one laughing.

If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you open to my ideas

Laugh at what you hold sacred, and still hold it sacred.

The real good comedians, like Chaplin, would make you laugh and a second later, cry