Laughing Quotes

We might be laughing a bit too loud, but that never hurt no one

Children laugh an average of three hundred or more times a day; adults laugh an average of five times a day. We have a lot of catching up to do.

I ALWAYS HAVE DONE WELL HOWEVER IN BLUE STATES AND RED STATES. IVE NEVER REALLY ALIGNED MYSELF WITH ALL THAT RED STATE BLUE STATE DR. SUESS CRAP BECAUSE WERE ALL AMERICANS AND WE ALL LIKE TO LAUGH.

Anyone can make them cry, but it takes a genius to make them laugh.

I don't have to come up with a ha-ha belly laugh every day, but drawings with warmth and love or ones that put a lump in the throat. That's more important to me than a laugh.

Many of my cartoons are not a belly laugh. I go for nostalgia, the lump in the throat, the tear in the eye, the tug in the heart.

We can either laugh in the face of death or die trying not to.

I told them I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed; I became a comedian, no one's laughing now

Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.

But I really believe that if you have the ability, there is an obligation to make people laugh

Your goal is to launch an imperfect product and let people laugh at you.

When a man bleeds inwardly, it is a dangerous thing for himself; but when he laughs inwardly, it bodes no good to other people.

I'm a straight lady, the best in Hollywood. There is an art to playing the straight role. You must build up your man, but never top him, never steal the laughs.

One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up.

After every single take, I laugh. It's my own awkwardness and discomfort about being an actor.

The devil smiles when we make plans. He laughs when we get too busy. But he trembles when we pray-especially when we pray together.

I want my readers to feel, to think, sometimes to laugh. But most of all I want them to enjoy a good read.

Laugh at a bad reputation. Fear a good one that you could not sustain.

You can get through everything and cast a laugh and sing/you can do anything that you want to.

There is nothing more foolish than a foolish laugh. Risu inepto res ineptior nulla est

Inappropriate behavior makes me laugh.

We will destroy laughing, we will set fires laughing, we will kill laughing... and society will fall!!

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.

If it was just me and Elvis one on one, which only happened once or twice in the times that I did see him, it was a really comfortable. He was a cool guy... easy laugh, nice guy.

The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.

Art must always remain earnest... Art must be serious, no sarcasm, comedy. One does not laugh at a loved one.

Perhaps the way to succeed is to think of life on Earth as a colossal joke, a creation of such immense stupidity that the only way to live is to laugh until you think your heart will break.

When you have a heartfelt belly laugh, all parts of your being - the physiological, the pyschological, the spiritual - they all vibrate in one single tune. They all vibrate in harmony!

Cervantes smiled Spain's chivalry away; A single laugh demolish'd the right arm Of his own country.

It's okay to laugh at me, I only look scary.

Heaven doesn't laugh. It just smiles and stares.

Although I cannot see your face As you flip these poems awhile, Somewhere from some far-off place I hear you laughing--and I smile.

My mother's greatest joy in life was to make people laugh. Although that is difficult to do right now, I know her final wish would be that we return to laughing soon.

My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh.

So much of life is happenstance. It makes me laugh when I go to a bookstore and see all those titles about controlling your life. You're lucky if you can control your bladder.

Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.

The greatest fools are ofttimes more clever than the men who laugh at them.

Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy.

So much of 'normal, civilized' life is bull that you can't imagine... What frightens you, doesn't frighten me, what frightens me, you'd laugh at.

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.

Acting is about communicating what it is like to be human: the pain, the laughs, the misery, the joy. I suppose I am searching to have it all.

Reclaiming the belly laugh can cure a world of woes.

We must accept our pain Change what we can and laugh at the rest

I'd rather get a good clean laugh with good material, than an easy laugh by swearing or shocking. That's not clever or comedic, anybody can get a laugh that way, it's too easy.

Laugh every chance you get. Laughter is sure to break the bonds of negativity that may be lurking about.

I honestly believe students of painting in the next century will laugh at the abstract art movement. They will marvel at such a drawn-out regression in the plastic arts.

I laugh, for hope hath a happy place with me; If my boat sinks, 'tis to another sea.

Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies do divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I can.

If you want to make people laugh, your face must remain serious.