Laughter Is The Best Medicine Quotes

Laughter Is The Best Medicine Quote of the day

Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.

Laughter is the best medicine in the world.

I would put belly laughing at the top of my highlights list. They always say that laughter is the best medicine.

Laughter is the best medicine...smilin g is second

I would say laughter is the best medicine. But it's more than that. It's an entire regime of antibiotics and steroids.

If laughter is the best medicine, I promise to continue to make you laugh as my wife and I work together with the National Kidney Foundation to save lives.

Laughter is the best medicine for a long and happy life. He who laughs lasts!

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch.

Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.

If I were married, I would be unmarried.

I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt.

I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.

An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.

I love to laugh! My life would be lessened if I didn't

I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.

I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call.

Jihadis! Please go to your imaginary heaven - out there, nowhere. Us, the infidel lot, have helluva lot to do after you leave. Out here.

I love you as I do all - not at all.

So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.

Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religious book has, in written, shown them so.

I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.

Anything is possible with laughter. If you can laugh out loud, especially at a life of mistakes, you will come out unscathed.

First of all, no messiahs are sent. Secondly, no messiah got it. Lastly, no messiah is. And if there ever was or is, maybe I too am it. As too is every dimwit.

It is important that we learn to smile, Life will anyway teach us to cry!

Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT.

Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!

Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.

I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.

Laughter is much better than anger.

I love to laugh. Specially at myself. Sometimes I spend hours doing it.

I still believe this Life is a good joke. And if you treat it that way, you will never stop laughing.

When people are doing their utmost to upset you, it's probably best to just laugh at them.

Life is difficult and those who make us laugh are angels.

Her joyful spirit would bring laughter and happiness to anyone in her life with the same natural ease that a rose blooms and sheds its perfume.