Laundry Quotes

Laundry Quote of the day

Feminism is an entire world view or gestalt, not just a laundry list of women's issues.

Before you go to bed, write down three 'gratefuls' for the day and three 'did wells' (they can even include something as simple as doing the laundry)-the results can be amazing!

Raising children, be aware that the piles and piles of laundry will disappear all too soon and that you will, to your surprise, miss them profoundly.

We should all do what, in the long run, gives us joy, even if it is only picking grapes or sorting the laundry.

We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry.

The lives of most men are patchwork quilts. Or at best one matching outfit with a closet and laundry bag full of incongruous accumulations. A lifetime of training for just ten seconds.

[Kagura is doing laundry and tries to wring out Kyou's shirt, causing it to rip in two] Kyo Sohma: Tell me what I think just happened didn't just happen! Kagura: My love! Kyo Sohma: My shirt!

Maybe a good rule in life is never become too important to do your own laundry.

I find folding laundry very relaxing.

Give me a laundry list and I'll set it to music.

There is nothing but a lack of social vision to prevent us from paying an adequate wage to every American citizen whether he be a hospital worker, laundry worker, maid or day laborer

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

Sometimes I'd like to stuff all Jews (myself included) into the drawer of a laundry basket. then open it to see if they've suffocated

An actress once advised me, 'Make sure you do your own laundry - it will keep you honest.'

We are coming down from our pedestal and up from the laundry room.

[Donald] Trump is taking America's dirty laundry to the center stage. Everything he does, the rest of the country already does really well: victimize immigrants, poor people, women.

I really like doing the laundry, because I succeed at it. But I loathe putting it away. It is already clean.

The secret to finding your passion is to bring it to everything you do. --Marie Forleo (Yes, even doing the laundry!)

The reality is that we do not wash our own laundry - it just gets dirtier.

Valentine's Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you're single & lonely then it's called Laundry Day.

After enlightenment, the laundry.

I'm a dude, obviously, and when I'm not in a relationship, I don't do laundry until I want to. But if I live with a girl, you have to do it when she wants to or when we want to, which sucks.

Learn to put your troubles in your pocket, then leave them there when you do your laundry.

Look after your laundry, and your soul will look after itself.

I just told you to be quiet. That's one step away from asking you to wash my laundry and make me a sandwich.

I made a dollar a day sweeping a laundry out. Then we made a record that was number two in Los Angeles. We got so excited hearing it on the radio that Carl threw up.

Laundry is the only thing that should be separated by color.” - - Unknown “Racism rests upon and functions as a kind of seesaw: the persecutor rises by debasing and inferiorizing his victim.

An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.

Forgiveness lives alone and far off down the road, but bitterness and art are close, gossipy neighbors, sharing the same clothesline, hanging out their things, getting their laundry confused.

Machismo makes no provision for preparing lunch, doing the laundry, or minding the baby.

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine.

I spend most of my time thinking about things like laundry and buying stationery supplies.

I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.

I see TV ads about detergents that can get blood stains out of your cloths. I say if you have blood stains on your cloths you should be thinking about something other than laundry.

No matter what your laundry list of requirements in choosing a mate, there has to be an element of good luck and good fortune and good timing.

The stock market resembles a huge laundry in which institutions take in large blocks of each others washing ... without rhyme or reason.

When I'm supposed to be writing I clean my apartment, take my clothes to the laundry, get organized, make lists, do the dishes. I would never do a dish unless I had to write.

Don't put your nose into somebody else's laundry, if you are not willing to fold your own.

If I don't do laundry today, I'm gonna have to buy new clothes tomorrow.

Measurement is like laundry. It piles up the longer you wait to do it.

I won't put in a load of laundry, because the machine is too loud and would drown out other, more significant noises - namely, the shuffling footsteps of the living dead.

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry.

It's sweet that I don't have to do my laundry.

Realism has to be such high quality, you can't fake it. It's all hanging out there like the laundry.

I don't remember my mother ever playing with me. And she was a perfectly good mother. But she had to do the laundry and clean the house and do the grocery shopping.

I love doing laundry! It's so satisfying. I love the way it smells. I love doing the sheets.

When you give a speech you don't go through a laundry list, you talk about the things that you think are important.

Believing that anxious thoughts and feelings can restore order to your life is like using a chain-saw to fold your laundry.

I don't get rattled about the big things. I get rattled when I have to pick up my laundry, get gas in the car, pick up a script.

I'd sleep in a little, work out, do laundry, run errands, buy presents for people with birthdays coming up. I like it when I don't have to be anywhere, and anything I do is my choice.