Lawyer Quotes

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it for himself.

There are no good laws but such as repeal other laws.

Lawyers know how to take isolated complaints in a divorce case and build them into one big one.

Without alcohol I'd be richer by two million dollars that went to pay lawyer's fees.

Be friendly but not chummy with your lawyers.

Dad and mom would have preferred that I be a doctor, a lawyer, a scientist, or a great humanitarian.

I'd probably say to my younger self, get yourself a whole collection of lawyers. Which is what I have now. I don't have any friends; I just have lawyers.

Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?

A lawyer is a man who helps you get what is coming to him.

When I was 15, I decided I wanted to be a lawyer. No one thought this was a good idea

Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.

A good lawyer is a bad Christian.

To force a lawyer on a defendant can only lead him to believe that the law contrives against him.

A lawyer who does not know men is handicapped.

There aren't more lady songwriters for the same reason that there aren't more lady doctors or lady accountants or lady lawyers; not enough women have the time for careers.

I never lost an argument and my parents assumed I would be a lawyer. They cast me in that role.

Each lawyer makes somebody unhappy either by beating him, embarrassing him or tying him in knots.

When you're an agent or a lawyer; its about service, not for yourself, but for your clients

We have all kinds of government compensation systems that are much more efficient than the lawyers.

I had never even thought I'd be an actress - I was supposed to be a lawyer. But the motivation is the same: when you act, you defend a role; you have to be convincing. It's the same career.

You know, there must be happiness somewhere, when a lawyer dies.

McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.

A lawyer without books would be like a workman without tools.

Today, lawyers are attacking more; they're attacking everything. A good example is the O.J. Simpson case.

The only ones who will see an increase in pay are some of the trial lawyers who bring the cases.

My father still is a lawyer, and my mom was a teacher and then later a career counselor

I call my lawyer and say, 'Can I ask you two questions?' He says, 'What's the second question?'

With all due respect to lawyers, it's wonderful that you have this intricate knowledge. You break down words to the nth degree. And sometimes I find it rather disgusting. And it goes on and on.

Now record companies are run by lawyers and accountants. The shift from the one to the other was definitely related to when the takes started to get big.

In 2031, lawyers will be commonly a part of most development teams.

If I did not believe in God, I should still want my doctor, my lawyer and my banker to do so.

The thing about commuting internationally is that you have to be a lawyer or an airline steward to do it successfully.

LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.

When I told my parents I wanted to be an actor, my mom was, like, I think I heard you say lawyer.

Each investigation team has a lawyer attached to it and there was a lawyer attached to me and my assistant.

Accounting incomes were reduced by discrepancy [ but] "the net amount paid by lawyers for lawyerly discrepancy is close to zippo. In this case, the goddess of justice was blind.

"What is the most beautiful word in the language?" The elderly lawyer quickly replied: "Home."

I absolutely reject that idea that the press is liberal and what it does is liberal. In my view, it's like accusing a doctor of malpractice or a lawyer of malfeasance.

We got dragged through a system and got burned by crooked lawyers, and the list goes on and on.

I toyed with the idea of pursuing a career as a lawyer just because I like to argue.

What a holler would ensue if people had to pay the minister as much to marry them as they have to pay a lawyer to get them a divorce.

If my mother hadn't tried to sell me chicken Kiev cutlets for $1.40 after I graduated from college, maybe I would've been the lawyer she wanted me to be.

Deceive not thy physician, confessor, nor lawyer.

I used to want to be a lawyer, but I didn't want to have half my brain sucked out.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

The events of the day inspired me to become a lawyer.

A lawyer's relationship to justice and wisdom is on a par with a piano tuner's relationship to a concert. He neither composes the music, nor interprets it-he merely keeps the machinery running.

The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure.

What do you know about music, you're not a lawyer?

After I'd been a lawyer for about five or six years, I started playing around with fiction.