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Lawyer Quotes: "I got a Swede lawyer?!? She's gonna get everything!"

I got a Swede lawyer?!? She's gonna get everything!



Lawyer Quotes: "There were a lot of choices to make and I always picked artist. I never once picked doctor, lawyer, firemen or something like that. It was always artist."

There were a lot of choices to make and I always picked artist. I never once picked doctor, lawyer, firemen or something like that. It was always artist.




Lawyer Quotes: "It is a horrible demoralizing thing to be a lawyer. You look for such low motives in everyone and everything."

It is a horrible demoralizing thing to be a lawyer. You look for such low motives in everyone and everything.



Lawyer Quotes: "The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure."

The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure.




Lawyer Quotes: "I heard from my cat's lawyer today; my cat wants $12,000 a week for Tender Vittles."

I heard from my cat's lawyer today; my cat wants $12,000 a week for Tender Vittles.



Lawyer Quotes: "To succeed as a lawyer, a man must work like a horse and live like a hermit."

To succeed as a lawyer, a man must work like a horse and live like a hermit.



Lawyer Quotes: "Young men do not want to have to take a consent form and a lawyer on a date, just as young women have every right to go on a date and to say 'No', having it respected."

Young men do not want to have to take a consent form and a lawyer on a date, just as young women have every right to go on a date and to say 'No', having it respected.




Lawyer Quotes: "What do you know about music, you're not a lawyer?"

What do you know about music, you're not a lawyer?



Lawyer Quotes: "After I'd been a lawyer for about five or six years, I started playing around with fiction."

After I'd been a lawyer for about five or six years, I started playing around with fiction.



Lawyer Quotes: "Painting is like being a lawyer and attacking a corporation."

Painting is like being a lawyer and attacking a corporation.



Lawyer Quotes: "As a lawyer I am before and above all things for the supremacy of law."

As a lawyer I am before and above all things for the supremacy of law.



Lawyer Quotes: "Only a very foolish lawyer will dare guess the outcome of a jury trial."

Only a very foolish lawyer will dare guess the outcome of a jury trial.




Lawyer Quotes: "One lawyer told me that he never drinks water or eats in front of the jury because they can't do either one."

One lawyer told me that he never drinks water or eats in front of the jury because they can't do either one.



Lawyer Quotes: "Rarely in my 45 years as a civil rights lawyer have I been so angry about an injustice as I am about what happened to Billy Ray Johnson"

Rarely in my 45 years as a civil rights lawyer have I been so angry about an injustice as I am about what happened to Billy Ray Johnson



Lawyer Quotes: "Well, I think that there is a connection between being a lawyer and a doctor and an actor. They kind of, in some ways, have the same appeal, I suppose."

Well, I think that there is a connection between being a lawyer and a doctor and an actor. They kind of, in some ways, have the same appeal, I suppose.



Lawyer Quotes: "I say get an education. Become an electrician, a mechanic, a doctor, a lawyer, anything but a fighter. In this trade, it's the managers that make the money and last the longest."

I say get an education. Become an electrician, a mechanic, a doctor, a lawyer, anything but a fighter. In this trade, it's the managers that make the money and last the longest.



Lawyer Quotes: "If you're a doctor or a lawyer or teacher, if you only get three things right out of 10, you're considered a failure."

If you're a doctor or a lawyer or teacher, if you only get three things right out of 10, you're considered a failure.



Lawyer Quotes: "I say, break the law."

I say, break the law.



Lawyer Quotes: "Southern lawyers don't read novels much."

Southern lawyers don't read novels much.



Lawyer Quotes: "Lawyer: one who protects us against robbery by taking away the temptation."

Lawyer: one who protects us against robbery by taking away the temptation.



Lawyer Quotes: "I'm all for dropping lawyers into any war time situation."

I'm all for dropping lawyers into any war time situation.



Lawyer Quotes: "International law? I better call my lawyer; he didn't bring that up to me."

International law? I better call my lawyer; he didn't bring that up to me.



Lawyer Quotes: "The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk."

The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.



Lawyer Quotes: "Go not for every grief to the physician, nor for every quarrell to the lawyer, nor for every thirst to the pot."

Go not for every grief to the physician, nor for every quarrell to the lawyer, nor for every thirst to the pot.



Lawyer Quotes: "Maxims are like lawyers who must need to see but one side of the case."

Maxims are like lawyers who must need to see but one side of the case.



Lawyer Quotes: "The only thing I expect out of lawyers is that they be back in their coffins by sunup."

The only thing I expect out of lawyers is that they be back in their coffins by sunup.



Lawyer Quotes: "It was an injured worker finding a lawyer on a contingent fee in a little town in Texas that blew the top off one of the greatest industrial disasters in American history."

It was an injured worker finding a lawyer on a contingent fee in a little town in Texas that blew the top off one of the greatest industrial disasters in American history.



Lawyer Quotes: "My grandfather was a lawyer, my dad was a lawyer, my mum was a lawyer, I got an uncle who's a lawyer, I got cousins that are lawyers."

My grandfather was a lawyer, my dad was a lawyer, my mum was a lawyer, I got an uncle who's a lawyer, I got cousins that are lawyers.



Lawyer Quotes: "I gather from a lawyer that there was a rehearsal yesterday. We haven't a hope. I know the presiding judge too: I've had the misfortune to sleep with his wife. He was specially picked."

I gather from a lawyer that there was a rehearsal yesterday. We haven't a hope. I know the presiding judge too: I've had the misfortune to sleep with his wife. He was specially picked.



Lawyer Quotes: "Liar: A lawyer with a roving commission."

Liar: A lawyer with a roving commission.



Lawyer Quotes: "Our lawyers had their chat with the Supreme Court Justice, and promised to repast the chat to other members of the Supreme Court to find out whether they wanted to hear us out."

Our lawyers had their chat with the Supreme Court Justice, and promised to repast the chat to other members of the Supreme Court to find out whether they wanted to hear us out.



Lawyer Quotes: "Oftentimes, when people write me 4,000-word letters, I write them back and tell them if their problem's that complicated, they probably need a lawyer or a cop, and not me."

Oftentimes, when people write me 4,000-word letters, I write them back and tell them if their problem's that complicated, they probably need a lawyer or a cop, and not me.



Lawyer Quotes: "Vicars, MPS and lawyers were amont those who considered me to be the best hostess in London."

Vicars, MPS and lawyers were amont those who considered me to be the best hostess in London.



Lawyer Quotes: "Anyone ever tell you you should be a lawyer? (Otto) Only Bill when we argue. Besides, I like killing bloodsuckers too much to ever be one of them. Tabitha Deveraux. Pleased to meet you. (Tabitha)"

Anyone ever tell you you should be a lawyer? (Otto) Only Bill when we argue. Besides, I like killing bloodsuckers too much to ever be one of them. Tabitha Deveraux. Pleased to meet you. (Tabitha)



Lawyer Quotes: "A lawyer's brief will be brief, before a freethinker thinks freely."

A lawyer's brief will be brief, before a freethinker thinks freely.



Lawyer Quotes: "It takes a long time to become a lawyer because you need three things - a bachelor's degree, a law degree, and a desire to worship Satan."

It takes a long time to become a lawyer because you need three things - a bachelor's degree, a law degree, and a desire to worship Satan.



Lawyer Quotes: "I don’t believe man is woman’s natural enemy. Perhaps his lawyer is."

I don’t believe man is woman’s natural enemy. Perhaps his lawyer is.



Lawyer Quotes: "Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer."

Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.



Lawyer Quotes: "A lawyer from Africa wants to marry Malia Obama in exchange for goats, sheep, and cows. In response, President Obama said, 'Don't be ridiculous. My daughter isn't marrying a lawyer.'"

A lawyer from Africa wants to marry Malia Obama in exchange for goats, sheep, and cows. In response, President Obama said, 'Don't be ridiculous. My daughter isn't marrying a lawyer.'



Lawyer Quotes: "I'm real bent on dialogue. I'm just a little bit crazy and when you put that along with 20 years as a criminal lawyer, it's pretty easy to come up with some interesting plots."

I'm real bent on dialogue. I'm just a little bit crazy and when you put that along with 20 years as a criminal lawyer, it's pretty easy to come up with some interesting plots.



Lawyer Quotes: "I don't ever get the great looking lawyer roles because I've got a thick neck from playing football."

I don't ever get the great looking lawyer roles because I've got a thick neck from playing football.



Lawyer Quotes: "Of course, some would say if you have a performing inclination, then you should become a lawyer. That's a platform we use, or a priest. You know, anywhere you lecture and pontificate to people."

Of course, some would say if you have a performing inclination, then you should become a lawyer. That's a platform we use, or a priest. You know, anywhere you lecture and pontificate to people.



Lawyer Quotes: "A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers."

A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers.



Lawyer Quotes: "Lawyer acted without authority from our band. He had no right to sell the Wallowa country."

Lawyer acted without authority from our band. He had no right to sell the Wallowa country.



Lawyer Quotes: "Law, without force, is impotent."

Law, without force, is impotent.



Lawyer Quotes: "Lawyers are natural politicians."

Lawyers are natural politicians.



Lawyer Quotes: "I considered law and math. My Dad was a lawyer. I think though I would have ended up in physics if I didn't end up in computer science."

I considered law and math. My Dad was a lawyer. I think though I would have ended up in physics if I didn't end up in computer science.



Lawyer Quotes: "Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers."

Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.



Lawyer Quotes: "A British lawyer would like to think of himself as part of that mysterious entity called The Law; an American lawyer would like a swimming pool and two houses."

A British lawyer would like to think of himself as part of that mysterious entity called The Law; an American lawyer would like a swimming pool and two houses.