Lawyer Quotes

I don’t believe man is woman’s natural enemy. Perhaps his lawyer is.

Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.

A lawyer from Africa wants to marry Malia Obama in exchange for goats, sheep, and cows. In response, President Obama said, 'Don't be ridiculous. My daughter isn't marrying a lawyer.'

My grandfather was a lawyer, my dad was a lawyer, my mum was a lawyer, I got an uncle who's a lawyer, I got cousins that are lawyers.

I considered law and math. My Dad was a lawyer. I think though I would have ended up in physics if I didn't end up in computer science.

Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.

Lawyers are natural politicians.

If you want to be a doctor, a lawyer you must go to college. But if you want to be a musician or such, study your craft. Study music.

I'm real bent on dialogue. I'm just a little bit crazy and when you put that along with 20 years as a criminal lawyer, it's pretty easy to come up with some interesting plots.

Law, without force, is impotent.

Lawyer acted without authority from our band. He had no right to sell the Wallowa country.

A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers.

Of course, some would say if you have a performing inclination, then you should become a lawyer. That's a platform we use, or a priest. You know, anywhere you lecture and pontificate to people.

I don't ever get the great looking lawyer roles because I've got a thick neck from playing football.

Lawyers are the jackals of commerce.

Let's put it this way: if you need to ask a lawyer whether what you do is "right" or not, you are morally corrupt. Let's not go there. We don't base our morality on law.

When asked to borrow money: "I'll see what my lawyer says. . . . And if he says yes, I'll get another lawyer.

In 1974, the modeling world changed. Jerry Ford and my lawyer negotiated the deal for the first exclusive contract in modeling history.

I feel like I'm a professional. I've been a professional for a number of years. I'm a businesswoman and a tax lawyer and a professional and so that's how I treat other people.

My mother was a Northern woman, daughter of Hon. John Sergeant, a distinguished lawyer, and for many years representative in Congress from Philadelphia.

The day was dark as a lawyer's soul.

From your confessor, lawyer and doctor, hide not your case on no condition. [Is this a way of saying that honesty is the best policy?]

I was a lawyer for 10 years - a short time, but it molded me into who I am.

I liked to go to court. I became a lawyer because of the allure of the courtroom, not necessarily to be chained to an office desk.

My friends in the Congress, I have known Coretta King since I went south during the civil rights movement as a lawyer. She was a vibrant, consistent, totally dedicated partner with her husband.

A lawyer's job is to manipulate the skeletons in other people's closets.

I happen to like debating, and I like to debate like a lawyer, and I can argue any points to death, and I will.

Obviously if you are an accountant, a criminal lawyer, a president, or a senator, or if you work in a funeral parlor, you have to wear a tie, but more and more people are wearing very casual clothes.

I'm a movie star. Can I talk to my entertainment lawyer?

Lawyers earn their bread in the sweat of their browbeating.

Lawyers earn a living by the sweat of browbeating others.

A lot of lawyers are set to tell me that it's not my fault I like to eat.

Battledore and shuttlecock's a wery good game, vhen you an't the shuttlecock and two lawyers the battledores, in which case it gets too exciting to be pleasant.

As a lawyer, as a private citizen, you see a lot of injustice.

People who cost too much: manager, lawyer, publicist, label, music publisher.

I was a trial lawyer when I was elected to Congress.

My parents were very traditional Nigerians who wanted doctor, lawyer, teacher [children], but when I actually had a dream and I presented the dream to them, they were 100 percent supportive.

When Thurgood Marshall became a lawyer, race relations in the United States were particularly bad.

If you want to get ahead in this world get a lawyer -- not a book.

A dog who thinks he is a man's best friend is a dog who obviously has never met a tax lawyer.

Who calls a lawyer rogue, may find, too lateUpon one of these depends his whole estate.

If your lawyers tell you that you have a very good case, you should settle immediately.

I had aspirations to do different things with my life. I wanted to play soccer. I wanted to be a lawyer. Serendipity.

Besides, you want the unvarnished and ungarnished truth, and I'm no hand for that. I'm a lawyer.

A man cannot be a good doctor and keep telephoning his broker between patients nor a good lawyer with his eye on the ticker.

Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then.

I think too much of the music industry is for the lawyer and accountant mentality.

Most lawyers only tell you about the cases they win. I can tell you about some I lose. A lawyer who wins all his cases does not have many.

Lawyers don't run sales forces.

Don't expect other nations to have a democracy like ours - they don't have enough lawyers.