Lazy Quotes

Much of my work has come from being lazy.

I'm lazy! I hate work! Hate hard work in all its forms! Clever shortcuts, that's all I'm about!

I wanted to be a poet and/or an artist, but I was very lazy (frightened of failure, I guess) and drank too much.

Your husband is lazy if the directions on his medicine say, "A teaspoon before going to bed," and in one day he uses seven bottles.

Humanity is constitutionally lazy.

Your husband is lazy if coffee doesn't keep him awake - even when it's hot and being spilled on him.

An American of the present day reading his Sunday newspaper in a state of lazy collapse is one of the most perfect symbols of the triumph of quantity over quality that the world has yet seen.

Everybody knows how lazy he is. One day the neighbors saw Fang mow the lawn and I got three Get Well cards.

I am lazy, but for some reason, I am so paranoid that I end up working hard.

I'm just really a lazy homebody.

The only time a lazy man ever succeeds is when he tries to do nothing.

I am sometimes something of a lazy person, so when I end up spending a lot of time using something myself - as I did with Google in the earliest of days, I knew it was a big deal.

Success requires strenuous effort, but it's a proven fact statistically that most people are as lazy as they dare to be and still get by.

I wouldn't mind my book being called an African novel if it didn't invite lazy readings.

Laziness is contagious just like hard work is. I didn't give myself an opportunity to be lazy and I didn't surround myself with people who are lazy.

Comfort zones are overrated. They make you lazy.

The bagger is the technique of lazy.

Some girls look beautiful with no makeup on at all. I call them lazy. Now go throw some war paint on you bleak empty canvas you.

Free... Yes...FREE time Is what retirement brings Leisure, lounging and loafing And other lazy things

To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he's just much misguided. He's boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the one thing we have in common is the pursuit of lousy diets.

If I have an idea, I write it down, although I usually carry a little dictation machine with me because I'm too lazy to write

My weak spot is that I don't like analyzing so I tend to be a bit lazy; I tend to get bored quickly, which means I must be boring.

I was too lazy to start a whole new story, so I just stuck a princess into the story I was working on... and The Princess Diaries was born!

A lazy frost, a numbness of the mind.

Lazy fokes's stummucks don't git tired.

I've been so lazy all my life. I used to literally lie on the couch, up until the age of 35, fearing that my bones were dissolving like sugar cubes, from disuse.

Being busy is a form of laziness - lazy thinking and indiscriminate action. Being busy is most often used as a guise for avoiding the few critically important but uncomfortable actions.

A cruise ship is a floating town of lazy people.

Because of the wonderfully positive response to 'Life's That Way,' I am considering writing some more autobiographical stuff - maybe another book. I don't know. It doesn't help that I'm lazy.

I didn't only have a perceptual problem, I was also so nervous and so upset. The process just didn't work. I lost enthusiasm for school and I flunked second grade. The teachers said I was lazy.

True depth of understanding is wide and steady, Shallow understanding is lazy and wandering, Words of wisdom are precise and clear

Some people think that poor people are lazy. Actually, it takes a lot of work to survive when you are dirt-poor.

To be honest with you, a lot of directors can be very lazy.

In lazy apathy let stoics boast, their virtue fixed, 'tis fixed as in a frost.

It should cause no surprise that anyone so lazy as myself should be economical to the point of miserliness with everything he writes.

Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.

Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that direction.

I think of myself as a very lazy author.

The place smelled of fairgrounds, of lazy crowds, of nights when you stayed out because you couldn't go to bed, and it smelled like New York, of its calm and brutal indifference.

The paintings may communicate even better because people are lazy and they can look at a painting with less effort than they can read a poem.

As I have gotten older, I've discovered the joys of being lazy.

In America, we're kind of lazy. But in New York, it's one of those places where you see the majority of people hustling. If you can make it in New York, you can make it anywhere.

There are beautiful sounds in rock. Very lazy, dreamlike noises. You can forget about the lyrics in most songs. Just dig the noise, and you've got your sound...We're musical primitives.

The lazy blogosphere has given up on journalism and now trolls Twitter for their on-the-record in-depth articles.

Mathematics is being lazy. Mathematics is letting the principles do the work for you so that you do not have to do the work for yourself

The idle always have a mind to do something.

Change doesn't happen with people sitting on their behinds, getting lazy.

I could write shorter sermons but when I get started I'm too lazy to stop

There're so many things I want to do, like become more media savvy. I am too lazy. But I'm making an effort.

Perhaps there are none more lazy, or more truly ignorant, than your everlasting readers.