Lice Quotes

Lice Quote of the day

in the mornin' po-lice at my door Fresh adidas squeak across the bathroom floor Out the back window.. I make a escape Don't even get a chance to grab my old school tape

I got body lice in Germany! I'd tell you they were crabs, but I wasn't getting laid.

Life is an extravagant gown, riddled with lice.

Southerners ask intimate questions in the way monkeys groom each other for lice, not to pry but to make you feel cared for.

We are a species that needs and wants to understand who we are. Sheep lice do not seem to share this longing, which is one reason why they write so little.

A 'modern' man has nothing to add to modernism, if only because he has nothing to oppose it with. The well-adapted drop off the dead limb of time like lice.

According to a Public Policy Polling survey, most Americans find lice and colonoscopies more appealing than Capitol Hill.

If you're selling something on Craiglist, it's never a good idea to end the description with, May have lice.

People are like lice - they get under your skin and bury themselves there. You scratch and scratch until the blood comes, but you can't get permanently deloused.

Critical lice are like body lice, which desert corpses to seek the living.

The best part of chronic head lice is it takes away your fear of dying alone.

Lice have been with us and evolving with us for as long as we have existed.

A work of art is an act of love. Critics are crab lice.

Actually, scientists don't know exactly how lice jumped from gorillas to our human ancestors. They speculate that we may have eaten them or perhaps slept in their nests.

The damn vermin are so numerous that I am afraid to sneeze, for fear the damned lice would regard it as gong for dinner, and eat me up - Robert Cobb Kennedy