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Life Humor Quotes: "The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.



Life Humor Quotes: "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing."

Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.




Life Humor Quotes: "This is as true in everyday life as it is in battle: we are given one life and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live."

This is as true in everyday life as it is in battle: we are given one life and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live.



Life Humor Quotes: "Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly."

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.




Life Humor Quotes: "A joke is a very serious thing."

A joke is a very serious thing.



Life Humor Quotes: "I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here."

I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here.



Life Humor Quotes: "No! Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try."

No! Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.




Life Humor Quotes: "What is this life if, full of care, we have no time to stand and stare."

What is this life if, full of care, we have no time to stand and stare.



Life Humor Quotes: "Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt."

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.



Life Humor Quotes: "I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure."

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.



Life Humor Quotes: "Real life is sometimes boring, rarely conclusive and boy, does the dialogue need work."

Real life is sometimes boring, rarely conclusive and boy, does the dialogue need work.



Life Humor Quotes: "Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches."

Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.




Life Humor Quotes: "If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble."

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.



Life Humor Quotes: "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.



Life Humor Quotes: "All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed."

All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.



Life Humor Quotes: "My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here."

My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here.



Life Humor Quotes: "Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom."

Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.



Life Humor Quotes: "Remember, man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up."

Remember, man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up.



Life Humor Quotes: "Here’s to freedom, cheers to art. Here’s to having an excellent adventure and may the stopping never start."

Here’s to freedom, cheers to art. Here’s to having an excellent adventure and may the stopping never start.



Life Humor Quotes: "This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic."

This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.



Life Humor Quotes: "Anything designed to be inoffensive isn't worth your time -- life itself is pretty offensive, ending as it does with death."

Anything designed to be inoffensive isn't worth your time -- life itself is pretty offensive, ending as it does with death.



Life Humor Quotes: "For if there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in despairing of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life."

For if there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in despairing of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life.



Life Humor Quotes: "I tried to contain myself... but I escaped!"

I tried to contain myself... but I escaped!



Life Humor Quotes: "Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person."

Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person.



Life Humor Quotes: "Anything that doesn't take years of your life and drive you to suicide hardly seems worth doing."

Anything that doesn't take years of your life and drive you to suicide hardly seems worth doing.



Life Humor Quotes: "I don't think there's anything to be afraid of. Failure brings great rewards - in the life of an artist."

I don't think there's anything to be afraid of. Failure brings great rewards - in the life of an artist.



Life Humor Quotes: "Despite being what would now be called a deprived child in a one parent family, I did not grow up with an urge to smash windows or to bash old ladies over the head in order to steal handbags."

Despite being what would now be called a deprived child in a one parent family, I did not grow up with an urge to smash windows or to bash old ladies over the head in order to steal handbags.



Life Humor Quotes: "When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.



Life Humor Quotes: "I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact."

I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact.



Life Humor Quotes: "There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about."

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.



Life Humor Quotes: "Life is and will ever remain an equation incapable of solution, but it contains certain known factors."

Life is and will ever remain an equation incapable of solution, but it contains certain known factors.



Life Humor Quotes: "I do not believe in any religion, I will have nothing to do with immortality. We are miserable enough in this life without speculating upon another."

I do not believe in any religion, I will have nothing to do with immortality. We are miserable enough in this life without speculating upon another.



Life Humor Quotes: "The only difference between a rut and a grave are the dimensions."

The only difference between a rut and a grave are the dimensions.



Life Humor Quotes: "Every ounce of my cynicism is supported by historical precedent."

Every ounce of my cynicism is supported by historical precedent.



Life Humor Quotes: "Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us."

Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.



Life Humor Quotes: "The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement."

The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement.



Life Humor Quotes: "It's the augmented fourth, or diminished fifth, depending on your outlook on life."

It's the augmented fourth, or diminished fifth, depending on your outlook on life.



Life Humor Quotes: "Nothing gives you confidence like being a member of a small, weirdly specific, hard-to-find demographic."

Nothing gives you confidence like being a member of a small, weirdly specific, hard-to-find demographic.



Life Humor Quotes: "It's only life. We all get through it."

It's only life. We all get through it.



Life Humor Quotes: "If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life."

If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.



Life Humor Quotes: "The status quo sucks."

The status quo sucks.



Life Humor Quotes: "Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones."

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones.



Life Humor Quotes: "Sometimes I feel like I am on top of the world. Other times it feels like the world is on top of me."

Sometimes I feel like I am on top of the world. Other times it feels like the world is on top of me.



Life Humor Quotes: "There comes a time in a man's life when he hears the call of the sea. If the man has a brain in his head, he will hang up the phone immediately."

There comes a time in a man's life when he hears the call of the sea. If the man has a brain in his head, he will hang up the phone immediately.



Life Humor Quotes: "At the end of my trial, I was rather hoping the judge would send me to Australia for the rest of my life."

At the end of my trial, I was rather hoping the judge would send me to Australia for the rest of my life.



Life Humor Quotes: "Not that I haven't leaped up into the blinding light of competence now and then. It's sustaining the altitude that defeats me."

Not that I haven't leaped up into the blinding light of competence now and then. It's sustaining the altitude that defeats me.



Life Humor Quotes: "Life is too important to take seriously."

Life is too important to take seriously.



Life Humor Quotes: "Don’t think about it. Don’t think about what could have been. It’s too unbearable."

Don’t think about it. Don’t think about what could have been. It’s too unbearable.



Life Humor Quotes: "The best things in life must come by effort from within, not by gifts from the outside."

The best things in life must come by effort from within, not by gifts from the outside.