Liquor Quotes

What marriage is to morality, a properly conducted licensed liquor traffic is to sobriety.

Restaurants get you in with food to sell you liquor; religions get you in with belief to sell you rules.

If the aunt of the vicar has never touched liquor, watch out when she finds the Champagne.

Eating meat and drinking liquor are demonic vices. Those indulging in drink lose all sense of propriety, have no compassion or love and become demons.

Conversation has a kind of charm about it, an insuating and insidious something that elicits secrets from us just like love or liquor.

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.

I prefer liquor store robbers with hungry kids to companies that locate offshore to avoid U.S. taxes.

Some people, when desperate, retreat to pills or hard liquor. I nap.

I wouldn't want them [kids] to raid my liquor cabinet and glug down my bourbon either.

Modern life ... is often a mechanical oppression and liquor is the only mechanical relief.

When a man has been intemperate so long that shame no longer paints a blush upon his cheek, his liquor generally does it instead.

There isn’t a nightclub in the world that you can sit in for a long time unless you can at least buy some liquor and get drunk. Or unless you’re with some girl that really knocks you out.

I am sure antidepressants, drugs, and liquor have their place. But so far, that place is in others, not me.

The only character I ever remember actually creating in a flash of inspiration was George Liquor. God planted that in my head in an instant.

He drank his first strong liquor then to calm his shaking hand, and tried to tell himself at last he had become a man.

What seems fair enough against a squalid huckster of bad liquor may take on a different face, if used by a government determined to suppress political opposition under the guise of sedition.

My manager said, "Don't use liquor as a crutch!" I can't use liquor as a crutch, because a crutch helps me walk.

I can pick a lock. How do you think I got into my parents' liquor cabinet in middle school?

When the liquor's out, why clink the cannikin?

Liquor is one way out an’ death’s the other.

It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety.

The horrid mystery hanging over us in this house gets into my head like liquor, and makes me wild.

WINE, n.Fermented grape-juice known to the Women's Christian Union as "liquor," sometimes as "rum." Wine, madam, is God's next best gift to man.

They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately.

As for the brandy, "nothing extenuate"; and the water, put nought in in malice.

Whatever you wanna drink girl, pick right now. If you can't hold your liquor, better quit right now.

He that is drunken * * * Is outlawed by himself; all kind of ill Did with his liquor slide into his veins.

George Liquor is really the richest character I have. I'm amazed there aren't 365 episodes about him on TV already.

I don't drink hard liquor anymore, but I sometimes order Lagavulin just for the smell. It's so good. It's unbelievable.

The Christmas parties were orgies of drinking and singing and groping and pawing. Cartoon staffers invested their own money in preparatory liquor.

Not a Harvard-type education, just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.

Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.

What you need for breakfast, they say in East Tennessee, is a jug of good corn liquor, a thick steak and a hound dog. Then you feed the steak to the dog.

Liquor is not a necessity. It is a means of momentarily sidestepping necessity.

I'm a workaholic, only instead of working I like to drink liquor.

After the war, Prohibition was passed, and with liquor no longer legally available the nation plunged headlong into the Great Depression.

Life, as the signs in the liquor stores say, is too short to drink bad wine. And summer is too short to read bad books.

For some, bottles of liquor gleam like the towers of Eldorado.

Youngsters of this generation seem not quite so hazardous except in the way of mechanical speed, bad liquor and venereal diseases.

I mean, what is prison, really, except a good bar without the liquor?

Liquor may have its defenders, but it has no defense.

Your fey cousin here has the miraculous ability to hold his liquor--and mine, and yours, and the king's, and half the country's, I expect.

Should alcoholics go to liquor stores?

I can't afford no liquor, all I can buy is beer and wine.

There's no liquor in the land that can stop your brain from bleedin

Now, I'm mostly a beer man. When I drink hard liquor, it usually doesn't end the best, so I keep it chill with beer.

Because people see violence on the movie screen, they're not going to go out and hold up a liquor store and kill somebody. It really doesn't correlate.

I can wade Grief -- Whole Pools of it -- I'm used to that -- But the least push of Joy Breaks up my feet -- And I tip -- drunken -- Let no Pebble -- smile -- 'Twas the New Liquor -- That was all!

This is a good place," he said. "There's a lot of liquor," I agreed.

... the benefit arising from moderate use of strong Liquor have been experienced in all Armies, and are not to be disputed.