Lobotomy Quotes

Lobotomy Quote of the day

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

Analysis is like a lobotomy. Who wants to have all their edges shaved off?

If you want to live a life free of regret, there is an option open to you. It's called a lobotomy.

If you ask me what I want, I'll tell you. I want everything.

Liberalism is a disease cured only by a lobotomy or 90 days in a third world country.

A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy.

I'm not crazy about country-western music. But the lyrics are good. "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" is pretty clever.

It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.

Just now when I said, "I have a crush on you," you didn't say, "no way loser". I'd rather have a lobotomy by a leper. That means something

When discussing complex systems like brains and other societies, it is easy to oversimplify: I call this Occam's lobotomy.

As soon as a woman re- fuses to be perfectly happy doing housework eight hours a day, society has a tendency to want to do a lobotomy on her.

The shoulder surgery was a success. The lobotomy failed.

I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your lobotomy?'

We're talking about the chemical lobotomy. We're talking about the chemical straightjacketing of our children.

The Humane Society of America thinks Michael Vick should have a dog. I think whoever's in charge there should have a lobotomy.

I didn't know what would take my mind off the sexy Spartan, except for maybe a total lobotomy.

It's time to resist efforts of the American Civil Liberties Union who have conducted a religious lobotomy on this country, seeking to strip it of any vestige of religious influence.