Lobster Quotes

Lobster Quote of the day

Am I really just a narcissist, Cause I wake up to a bowl of lobster bisque?

Europe's the mayonnaise all right, but America supplies the good old lobster.

A lobster bisque ought to be the crowning glory of the potager. And this one was excellent. Silky as a gigolo's compliment and fishy as a chancellor's promise.

What is the pattern that connects the crab to the lobster and the primrose to the orchid, and all of them to me, and me to you?

I'm living on things that excite me, be they pastry, or lobster, or love...

Remember that a very good sardine is always preferable to a not that good lobster.

What good are vitamins? Eat a lobster, eat a pound of caviar - live! If you are in love with a beautiful blonde with an empty face and no brains at all, don't be afraid. Marry her! Live!

I'm horrified of lobsters. And shrimp and lobsters are the cockroaches of the ocean.

Lobster is not going to be as tasty with ice tea unless that ice tea is from Long Island.

Each of us, when our day's work is done, must seek our ideal, whether it be love or pinochle or lobster à la Newburg, or the sweet silence of the musty bookshelves.

The world is my lobster.

I love you more than anything in the world combined.

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail.

I'm really into food; it's one of my favourite things - everything from potato waffles to lobster.

Hey, we all have our fear. Mine is bugs and lobsters!

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer.

A typical Irish dinner would be: cream flavored with lobster, cream with bits of veal in it, green peas and cream, cream cheese, cream flavored with strawberries.

CRAYFISH, n. A small crustacean very much resembling the lobster, but less indigestible.

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it.

I do not understand why, when I ask for grilled lobster in a restaurant, I'm never served a cooked telephone.

Luxurious lobster-nights, farewell, For sober, studious days!

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth.

I consider the 3 most cruelly produced foods to be from lobsters, dropped alive into boiling water, veal from calves separated from their mothers and kept in crates, and pate de foie gras.

What if I couldn't read? I wouldn't be able to text my friends movie times or even order cheese biscuits from Red Lobster!

If a lobster didn't look like a sci-fi monster, people would be less able to drop him alive into boiling water.

I'm a menace to society, But girls in biker shorts are so fly to me. After the date, I'mma want to do the wild thing... You're talkin' lobster? I'm thinkin' Burger King.

I'm at the round table, where your seat at? Where your plate, where your lobster, where your sea bass?

On New York's Palm restaurant: Their steaks are often good, but the lobsters-with claws the size of Arnold Schwarzenegger's forearms-are as glazed and tough as most of the customers.

Man needs to know but little more than a lobster in order to catch him in his traps.

Nice' in a bodyguard is about as useful as the ability to regurgitate whole lobsters.

The thing that has been weighing on my mind this week is that I wanted to go and save all the little live lobsters in restaurants and throw them back in the ocean. Imagine me being arrested for that.

Lobsters one of the only animals that have to put up with being alive in the restaurant. If you go to a steakhouse, folks - no cow tank.

Hey, the bait is here. Get in Quebecers, get in the lobster trap, and then we'll close the door. And you'll have a referendum no matter what.

As a boy I was a hermit crab, but I soon came out of my shell. Now I am a pincer crab, and soon I will be at my full power as a deadly nuclear lobster.

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing.

There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.

Leo waited while the fish centaur put away his supplies. Aphros's lobster-claw horns kept swimming around in his thick hair, and Leo had to resist the urge to try and rescue them.

I think people enjoy "The Lobster" because people respond to original things, but I think they only respond to original things if they connect to some truths within us.

I'd like to think they're staring at me because of my white-hot animal magnetism, but I'm not Elvis. I'm Lobster Boy, hear me roar.

the bad is more easily perceived than the good. A fresh lobster does not give such pleasure to the consumer as a stale one will give him pain.

the proper place to eat lobster ... is in a lobster shack as close to the sea as possible. There is no menu card because there is nothing else to eat except boiled lobster with melted butter.

There are so many interpretations that this film [The Lobster] could be approached from. But Yorgos [Lanthimos] is so specifically minded, he's so clinical in his direction of the film.

He looks much more like a lobster than most lobsters do.

As a kid, I used to be equal parts drawn to and horrified of the circus. They would have these beautiful canvas posters for Lobster Boy, bearded women, and this and that.

As much as "The Lobster" feels like a world we recognize but not the world we live in, it's all drawn in an allegorical way from all the systems that exist.

Excuse me if I enjoy myself rather obviously! I don't often have the luck to have a dream like this. It is new to me for a nightmare to lead me to a lobster. It is commonly the other way.

I'm very sentimental about lobsters. The last lobster I ate was the only lobster I cooked.

I had always felt that mittens were a few steps back on the evolutionary scale-- why, I wondered, would we want to make ourselves into a less agile version of lobster.

The world is your lobster!

It is, admittedly, a base foodstuff, but lobster, well prepared, can nevertheless be made to satisfy the distinguished gourmand.