Lol Quotes

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I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.

Okay, but if you try to get me to pray with you, I walk.

There are men and gods, and beings like Pythagoras.

It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.

I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but safety first!

Skinny jeans were only good if you had skinny genes.

A classroom . People trying to stick me in classrooms was becoming as predictable and annoying as people trying to kill me, but with less-fun results.

There you have it: our lives in a nutshell. Emphasis on nut.

You are all made of real poop.

Your name. That’s all I want.” I debate on whether or not I should explain to him that my name isn't going to help him in his stalking endeavours.

I can't help but watch his lips as they cover the opening of the bottle that my lips were just touching. We're practically kissing.

Make your decision, one moment you need to follow somebody for awesome stuff. But other you just add him to your favourites authors and you check out everyday his progress, awesome.

And for once i didn't look back.

We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that.

I love my haters, they rage and rage and all they do is spreading my word.

I sort of fell.""Percy! Six hundred and thirty feet?

You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you, " Garrett joked.

What a cool name. Where'd you get it?""I've always had it.

Most humans expressed affection by pressing their lips together, a simple act, so why would anyone feel the need to research the process?

I am near fourteen and have never yet seen a hanging. My life is barren.

If you really want to do something, you will find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse.

What I'm trying to say, Brooke Overland, is that I want to be your nanny."That's seriously the most romantic thing I've ever heard in my life.

I'm not some character from a boys' manga." ~Yukio

I didn’t say you weren’t smart. I said you were stupid.”“I guess I’m too dumb to see the difference.

No. No way. That name is reserved for females with grace and elegance, not this girl. This girl is...beastly.

Forget boys and read a good book. Or study. When you're twenty-five and ranking in the big bucks, men will be falling all over you're a successful professional woman.

You give frequent flyer miles with that guilt trip?

It’s when I’m around some people that my entire vocabulary goes on vacation. Like now

Leo, ” Hazel gasped, “I can’t—my arms—”“Hazel, ” he said. “Do you trust me?”“No!”“Me neither, ” Leo admitted.

I would love to slap you right now, but I’m currently wielding a nine pound ball and I’m afraid that would be called murder.

Love is as we will it to be." ~ Amunhotep El Bey

When I was alive, I mean the first time, Mussolini was in charge. We were at war.”“Mussolini?” Leo frowned. “Wasn’t he like BFFs with Hitler?

I want to do it too!” said Gazzy, sitting very, very quietly, completely motionless.“Nope, ” said Nudge, shaking her head. “You stand out like a fart in church.

In my book an erection constitutes personal growth.

Only love will attract love.”~ Amunhotep El Bey

I don't need psychologyI am not a sociopathNeither and Psychopath

I glance down, and my eyes get big."What?" He glances down, realizes why my eyes are big, and shrugs his shoulders. "It's morning.""It's cute. Can I keep it?

I assure you that in all matters of discretion not involving food, we make etiquette tutors look like slobbering barbarians.

- You gave me a dead frog for my birthday!- To remind you we all die and end up rotting underground eaten by maggots so we should enjoy our birthdays while we have them. I found it thoughtful.

Finally! You're here!"Uh....Do I know you?"Well, no....But you're here, all the same...

I mean if there was any justice in the world you wouldn't even have to go to school during your period. You'd just stay home for five days and eat chocolate and cry.

I'm simpley one hell of a butler.

Aline!" Isabelle looked appalled. "You can't just go around asking people what it's like to be a vampire.

I attacked him, he healed me, then he took me hunting, I threatened him, and he took me home. Wow. That was like a date.

And For You Zero, A Life Sized Vudu Doll"-Kaname Kuran"I DONT WANT IT!"-Zero Kiryu"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"-Juri Elizabeth Marin

I started rubbing my temples and she suggested I don't really get headaches. It just hurts me to think.

Best to have only a few absolutely perfect trait - for example, my hair and eyes and sparkling personality - so you don't overwhelm.

I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay?