Machines Quotes

I report as a machine; I write as a person. That clear dichotomy softens the transition.

An art machine is a system whose parts when put in motion act upon each other in such a way as to cause you to see things differently

I have a time machine at home. It only goes forward at regular speed

Many, who should know better, think that wars can be decided by soulless machines, rather than by the blood and anguish of brave men.

Vibration is always good. Sitting on top of the washing machine thats going.

Customers are the reason we open our doors every day, and keep the machines humming all night long. Customers determine what we eat, where we live, whether we stay in business.

I've done everything. Selling door-to-door fire extinguishers... In bars, I used to repair those machines that have 10 different buttons on them to spray club soda and seltzer.

The idea that the universe is running down comes from a simple observation about machines. Every machine consumes more energy than it renders.

It is wonderful how cheered a pilot becomes after he shoots down his first machine; his morale increases by at least 100 percent.

Too darned good a machine can be a menace, not a help.

Wait a minute, words in the prompter, script on my desk, vending machine upstairs out of Funyuns... the writers are back!

I love Soundgarden, I love Rage Against the Machine, Simon & Garfunkel.

Machines certainly can solve problems, store information, correlate, and play games - but not with pleasure.

Industry is not a collection of machines and tools and buildings. It is a social entity that has the responsibility of realizing the happiness of those who work in it.

If you own a machine, you are in turn owned by it, and spend your time serving it.

A 'passing' test doesn't mean 'no problem.' It means no problem *observed*. This time. With these inputs. So far. On my machine.

This was the ultimate form of ostentation among technology freaks - to have a system so complete and sophisticated that nothing showed; no machines, no wires, no controls.

Like my father, I would never as a child throw anything away, keeping old toys, electric motors and bits of broken machines under my bed in what I called my Box of Useful Things.

The Who is now a brand, not a band; but it is a brand that is upheld by its audience, not an industry or a cynical moneymaking machine.

I never liked the idea of doing what a machine says. I hate having to salute something built in a factory.

No coffee shops or fog machines required [for church].

Only a well-oiled machine runs smoothly.

In Texas, we cook bacon a little differently than most folks...MACHINE-GUN BACON.

The machine technology takes no cognizance of conventionally established rules of precedence; it knows neither manners nor breeding and can make no use of any of the attributes of worth.

No machines will ever truly fully figure the brain out, because the brain's performance is constantly altered or else constrained by this inanimate, rogue artifact you can't control, namely, speech.

Normal is a cycle on the washing machine. There is no such thing when it comes to human beings.

There's a machine that I have nothing to do with. It's called the "Tupac Machine."

It is not enough to invent new machines, new regulations, or new institutions. We must understand differently and more perfectly the true purpose of our existence on this earth.

The whole point is, I feel the machine should be eliminated. Now that it has served its purpose of alerting us to the dangers of machine control.

The study of thinking machines teaches us more about the brain than we can learn by introspective methods. Western man is externalizing himself in the form of gadgets.

The diet book is one of those fool-and-money separation devices that seems, like roulette or slot machines, never to lose its power.

It's not nothing when you're abroad and you don't have a washing machine.

I'm much better at saying something on the answering machine than texting.

It is in the interests of society to put the Pill into slot machines and to place cigarettes on prescription.

I don't send messages, I'm not a fax machine

I'm a machine freak. I just love it when you can get a big ol' steel machine to do the most that it's capable of doing.

A computer scientist is a machine for converting coffee into urine.

Without risk in our lives, we're scarcely better than machines ourselves.

So the thing that bothered me most was that the condemned man had to hope the machine would work the first time.

I don't know if Jerry Lawler got here in a plane, or a time machine.

I like to work out every day. I run, walk, do machines. I'm not neurotic about food. My rule is, don't let yourself get over a certain weight. If you gain 5lb, stop before it gets worse.

We will not achieve high performance in education if we replace teachers with machines or turn teachers into machines.

I'm still working on my time machine. If I ever perfect it, I'm going back in time to prevent Ace Ventura 2 from being made. And then I'm going after Hitler.

I want to be a machine.

I want everybody to think alike. I think everybody should be a machine.

Paintings are too hard. The things I want to show are mechanical. Machines have less problems. I'd like to be a machine, wouldn't you?

My success has been based on the issues. It's easy to fight for mental health or needle exchange or small businesses or whatever, because the machine can't interfere.

Amy Morton is a machine. If she misses a show it's because someone amputated her leg and she's looking for it.

I am learning slowly to bring my crazy pinball-machine mind back to this place.

You cutting the lawn, fixing the machines, all this leprous day and then more vodka, more soda and the pond forgiving our bodies, the pond sucking out the throb.